What's your Noyes?
What all that really means is...Maty Noyes is the real deal and she means business. She forges her own path in a notoriously difficult industry and evolves with each turn in the road, constantly changing style as she takes on all genres and makes them her own. And what THAT means is---she's got a ton of personality. Or should that be personalities. Her unique imagination and unstoppable creative vision has conjured up dozens of memorable characters inspired by her songs, all of whom have taken centre stage in her quirky, inventive, sassy and sexy music videos. So the question now is...
Which Noyes are you?
Take the quiz and find out!
A dreamer, an idealist, an effortlessly optimistic soul with a heart of gold...who also happens to be incredibly lonely. You find it hard to fit in and make friends, though that's the one thing you want most in the world. Maybe its due to circumstances beyond your control or maybe you are just too quirky and different, so you struggle to find like-minded people. You have great plans though and refuse to give up or accept defeat. You are an eternal optimist and you know no matter how bleak and seemingly hopeless your situation, better, brighter days are sure to come. You know what you want and you are patient enough to wait for an opportunity to aquire it to come along, even if it seems like it never will. And when it does--you grab that opportunity with both hands, even if this means taking some chances and risking it all...because...YOLO! If its worth it and you want it - go and get it, no matter the cost. I mean...what's the worst that can happen?
Vampire Maty appears in the music video "CALIFORNIA PALMS"
You are Cake Maty.
A bit of a flirt, a little bit sassy, you have a dirty mind, a contagious laugh and a lust for life. But it's all meant in a very playful way. Innuendo is your language of love and you are perfectly fluent. You act alluring, to arouse sexual interest and show sexual attraction that isn't meant to be serious. It's just for shits and giggles! And to keep life vibrant and bubbly. You are also a pretty mean baker with a devilishly keen sweet tooth. People have been known to come from miles around, not just to bask in the warmth of your infectious happiness and joy, but also to sample your famous confectionery treats. After all, who doesn't enjoy a fresh, cream cake? And you can whip them up like the best of them.
Cake Maty appears in the music video "CAKE"
You are an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, wrapped in a snake.
You feel like an outsider, but that’s because most people aren’t on the same wavelength. Your introverted intuition and natural sixth sense allows you to notice patterns related to human nature, be empathetic to others and read between the lines of peoples intentions. Although not necessarily “magic”, your intuition can feel that way because it works subconsciously. Sometimes you have hunches or gut feelings you just can’t explain. And that's okay. You don't have to explain. You just have to trust. If you think it's too good to be true, it definitely is. You can't be tricked, secrets reveal themselves to you easily, which can be both a blessing and a curse. The good news is, when you finally find what you feel to be 'real', you can be sure in your heart that it is, you are nobody's fool.
Voodoo Maty appears in the music video "MAN NEEDS A WOMAN"
An inventor, a creator, a visionary...and a misunderstood one at that. You are always the smartest member in the room, which means you don't have an awful lot of friends. Not because you aren't friendly, but because you can be a bit intimidating. You are well-read and knowledgable in all things, but particularly science and biology. You have the brains to be a doctor or an architect or a mystic, and you have the vision and creativity to do it all. You can write the script, dress the set and shoot the scene all on your own, and you often want to, forgetting there are others who could help. A one-woman show, so to speak. It's not your fault.I mean, who has time for meetings and discussions and trying to make sure everyone's on the same page? Who has time for the frustration it causes when they're not? It's easier, and quicker, to do it yourself, so that's what you do. And maybe it does mean you end up a bit of a loner with very few friends. So what? Friends are over-rated anyway. Most of the time, they just flake out and let you down. And who needs 'em anyway? When you can just knuckle down and make some of your own.
Mad Scientist Maty appears in the music video "NEW FRIENDS"
You are a drifter, an explorer, a wide-eyed discoverer of all things new and different. You look to live life to the fullest and embrace the present. This ensures you are always keen to encounter a new experience or make a new discovery. You find wisdom in understanding, so you find value in meeting new people and exploring different cultures and ways of life. You are an open-minded traveler through life, always prepared to take the scenic route to wherever you are going. You are in no hurry to get anywhere. Where's the fun in that? The fun is in the journey, not the destination, and you are happy to take each step as slowly as you can, smelling the roses along the way and watching the world sail by. It means you get to see and feel the things that others miss as they hustle and bustle around. That life's not for you. You have all the time in the world and you plan to enjoy it.
Hippy Maty appears in the music video "ALEXANDER"
You are a giver, a calm and reassuring presence, an eternal people-pleaser. You are extroverted, idealistic, charismatic, outspoken, highly principled and ethical. You rely more on your intuition and feelings than anything else, living more in your imagination than the real world. This can be troublesome, for you and those around you. Rather than living in the, “now” and what is currently happening, you tend to concentrate on the abstract and what could unfold in the future. Because living in the "now" can be depressing and darken the soul. And you are all about the light. The upbeat. The happy. You come across as an innocent, maybe a little naive, but this is by choice, not an accident. You want to live your life in a happy little bubble of goodness and invite the ones you love to share it with you. And what's wrong with that? We all need to escape from reality sometimes. And where better to escape to than a secluded slice of heaven in the sun.
The Goddess of the Sun appears in the music video "SUNLIGHT"
Porn Star by name...but not by nature. You are the stereotypical extrovert. Effortlessly social, born of a need to interact with others and enjoy the finer things in life. This desire to make others happy usually results in extreme popularity. You tend to be the cheerleader or prom queen or sports hero in high school and college. Later in life, you continue to revel in the spotlight. You thrive on organizing social events for family and friends and you are admired, liked and envied because of your confidence and optimism. You have a soft side too though, and can be easily hurt by fake people and liars. Deep down, as much of a party animal and force of nature as you might be on the outside, you really just want to be loved, faithfully, unconditionally, by someone true. You have no time for players or those who think they can drop in and out of your life whenever they please. Anyone who tries better watch out. Because you won't put up with it. You know your worth and you know who deserves your time--and your body. When they blow it, they blow it, and its their loss. It will be back to the laptop for them while you move on to better and never look back.
Porn Star Maty appears in the song "PORN STAR" (video unavailable)
You are Fugitive Maty
You're a free-spirit, an advocate, a rebel...and rebels resist all expectations, outer and inner. You do what you want to do in the way and when you want to do it, acting from a source of freedom, choice, and self-expression. When someone else tries to get you to do something, you resist. You have your own path and your going to follow it. You love defying expectations, proving others wrong, and going against the grain. Somebody said you can't do something? To Hell with that, you're going to do it, and do it ten times better than anyone else. Of course, this does sometimes involve a bit of recklessness and this can get you into some trouble. Maybe you break a little law here or there, maybe you hurt someone's feelings...or bust up their car. There's never any malice intended. You just get carried away with yourself sometimes. And might have to make yourself scarce. Until it all blows over. And it always does. Because no matter what, nobody can be mad at you for long. You're just too damn cute and lovable. You may be a wild one but you still melt hearts wherever you go. Even the hearts of the ones that might initially expect to dislike you. But that's just part of your winning charm.
Fugitive Maty appears in the music video "LOVE DON'T COST A THANG"