Which 2020 Disaster Are You?
What is your reaction when someone has wronged you?
They’re stupid, their opinion is stupid, and I’m going to make sure everyone knows just how mean they are.
Get revenge.
Move on. It’s probably not that important.
Cut them off. I don’t want to be around someone who treats me like that.
Don’t let them know they hurt me.
Where would you go on your ideal vacation?
Somewhere expensive
Somewhere warm
Somewhere remote
Somewhere unique
I’d rather just stay home
Which character archetype do you identify with the most?
The Antagonist: I enjoy causing problems for other people.
The Best Friend: I’m more of a supporting character in other people’s lives.
The Hero: This is my story and things will always turn out alright for me in the end.
The Outlaw: I like going against the rules. I don’t like the government. I never turn off my ad-blocker.
The Everyman: I consider myself to be pretty down-to-earth. I’m just like everybody else.
What would you do if you were trying to get out of a chore?
Lie
Put it off until my parents forget they asked me to do it
Hide
Negotiate and do a different chore instead
I don’t really mind chores, actually
Which school assigned book did you enjoy the most?
The Old Man and The Sea
1984
The Odyssey
Romeo and Juliet
I only read the SparkNotes
What type of animal would you least enjoy being locked in a closet with?
Bird
Horse
Badger
Exogorth
My family
What would you say your relationship with your friends is like?
We’re more of a casual thing. We see each other around, but I’m not going to go out of my way to hang out with them.
I befriended them before I really knew what I was getting into and now they won’t let me leave.
It’s like a car crash. Constant drama, and yet I can’t seem to look away.
There is no way they’re ever going to get rid of me.
They’re only reasonably sure of my existence.
What do you want most?
To win
To be known
To improve myself
To be forgotten
To have fun
What would you say is your perfect date?
Staying in and watching a movie.
Doing something illegal.
Something simple, like a walk in the park.
Something unforgettable, like mountain climbing.
I prefer fights.
What’s your favorite way to relax?
Binge-watching true crime videos.
Just staying at home.
Going out to have a good time.
Taking some time off social media.
Relaxing stresses me out.
The Wildfires (No, Not That One, The Other One)
You have a fun personality, with a bit of a mean streak.
I Bet You Forgot About the Murder Hornets
You're more laid back. People don't always notice when you, but you certainly make their lives more interesting.
Aliens, Maybe
You're unique. You're mysterious. You enjoy causing problems to people in positions of authority.
Quarantine Fever
You like routine, and you like focusing on yourself. You're not likely to go out of your way to do anything too risky, but you take more pleasure in the simple things in life.
The Election
You're loud, you're rude, you're everywhere. People wish they could get rid of you.