What Beast Are You Like When You're Mad?
Not that you ever get angry, but when you do...are you more likely to bay like a wolf, roar like a tiger, squawk like a parrot or bristle like a bear? Shake those fins like a shark? Or perhaps purr like a kitten? Find out now!
How frequently are you angry?
I'm mad every day
About once a week
Just occasionally
Me, angry? Never!
Which of the following really ticks you off?
Being pushed by a stranger
A driver you cuts you off
Being interrupted in mid-sentence
Passive-aggressive in-laws
Taxes
How do you respond when someone makes you mad?
I try to smack them
I just let loose and shout
I ignore them
I talk to them privately
I invite them to a party and hope for reconciliation
When you're really angry do you lose control?
Yes
No
If very angry, how do you simmer down?
A good meal
Exercise
A stiff cocktail
Music
Other
With whom are you most likely to get angry?
Total strangers
Coworkers
Family
Friends
Justin Bieber
Are you more about revenge or reconciliation?
Sweet revenge!
Peace and love!
Who would you take to see a special screening of "The Godfather"?
My friends
My significant other
The whole family
I know every line by heart!
I'd rather see a romantic comedy!
Wolf
Like the wolf you're a social animal at heart, so anger tends to get diffused among your pack. But while you can take a certain amount of aggravation in stride, those who cross your path may well be met with a snarl instead of a smile.
Tiger
You look fierce and moreover with chompers like that the whole world knows you mean business. Which is not to say you were born mean...you were just born a hunter, so nothing comes between you and your prey. So nobody better try to hold that tiger -- unless of course, they do it on your terms. Because you slay!
Shark
The shark is the dark prince of the seas and though some species are harmless, with teeth like these you don't want to try your luck. This predator of the deep is on permanent patrol and for them, anger is in the DNA. If anyone wants to avoid upsetting your applecart, they better swim in the opposite direction, and fast!
Parrot
It takes a lot to ruffle your feathers, in part because like a jungle parrot you're a pretty sociable animal. Which doesn't mean you won't let out the occasional squawk, but it's usually more out of concern for the flock than lasting anger.
Bear
Like a bear you might look warm and fuzzy from afar and maybe even up close you are, but if you're hungry or angry, look out! You're fiercely protective of your family and also of your food, and you'll share when you get around to it, thank you very much. It's okay though bear: no one questions your ferocity!
Kitten
It takes an awful lot to faze Mr. Kitty. Someone steal your catnip? No problem, you'll find something else to get your nose into in no time. A loud noise or a cold draft might irritate you, but a quick fix and you'll be back to purring in no time.