“I will build a great wall – and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me – and I’ll build them very inexpensively“

“Ariana Huffington is unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man – he made a good decision.”

“I want to take the pressure off. Now, it doesn't take a whiz to know that you're looking out for Number One. Well, listen to me, and you'll make a big splash very soon.”

“The beauty of me is that I’m very rich.”

“It’s freezing and snowing in New York – we need global warming!”

"Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared!"

“My fingers are long and beautiful”

“The point is you can never be too greedy.”

“I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating. If you can take advantage of a situation in some way, it's your duty as an American to do it.”

"I have a great relationship with the blacks."