What Johnnie To Movie Are You?

Oh, Johnnie To! This master filmmaker was once called "A Poet of Spatiality and Structure", but you could also call him a workhorse, a practical capitalist, a mentor, and... like kind of a weird dude. His 72 films span a wide range of genres. Curious about which To movie to start with? Well, that's what Buzzfeed-style quizzes are for.

How would you describe your style?

Discheveled: I've got some SHIT going on, man.

Enticing: Listen, I'm hot & everyone knows it.

Tactical: No one's getting the drop on me!

Average: I just wear clothes, I don't really think about it,

Who would you chose as your wing man/woman?

Kau

Lee Fung Yee

Frog Puppet

Fatso

Senior Dumb & Junior Dumb

Mona

What is your primary hobby?

Cooking Meth

Picking Up Women

Exotic Dancing

Judo

Fighting Crime

Burying Myself Alive

If you HAD TO harm someone to get what you want.... What could you live with?

I'd be cool with directly or indirectly killing a school bus full of children and 10-50 police officers.

Concussing or knocking out opponents in an honorable competition.

I mean, I'm not proud of this, but I'd definitely cheat on someone I love.

Sometimes when you're trying to save hundreds of babies, like ten of them get blown up. I can live with it.

I would be ok with asking my coworker zip me up in a suitcase and then throw me down a flight of stairs.

I don't want to harm anyone, but according to the Buddha, suffering never ends.

If my life were a movie, the genre would be...

RomCom: I'm an irredeemable charmer.

Gritty Crime Drama: I've done some shit.

Arthouse: I have pondered the absurdity of life while at a museum.

Camp: I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a little over the top.

Weird: Like, sometimes my mom sighs and shakes her head at my ideas.

Supernatural: I see things that other people don't see.

Throw Down

You are an adventurer looking for a challenge! You are scrappy, you like to party, and you are looking for your own makeshift family. You find beauty in the strangeness of your life's haphazard journey.

Drug War

You are clever and calculating, especially when it comes to getting yourself out of a jam. And boy, do you find your way into some complicated jams. You have an inherent strength (or is it a weakness) that allows you to keep moving forward and keep fighting, no matter what challenges lie ahead.

Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

You may not always have it easy - whether at work or in your personal life - but you are open to people. You have a talent for making special moments out of the mundane and, let's face it, you're a flirt!

The Heroic Trio

You are a tough cookie, with a complicated past, a badass bike, a bitchin wardrobe, and a killer set of killing skills. You do your best to fight for good, but you also know collateral damage is part of the gig. Sure, you want to reconcile with your past, but your present is too pressing to let you think about it too hard.

The Mad Detective

You have regrets. There's a lot going on in your head and it can be confusing. You see things other people don't. People may think you're a little crazy for the way you put yourself in the line of fire, but you can't imagine any other way to be.

Running On Karma

You have seen how the consequences of people's actions can fester and spread like a virus. You have worked diligently to live with your powerlessness and to manage the pain of existence, but also... I mean sometimes you have to pick up and leave town, get wasted and show off your killer bod. It's a wonder how a wild night can stave off the existential dread.