Which Sonic character would date you? (Serious)
I know I made a silly troll one, but this one actually has all the characters you care about. Hopefully.
So, how's your love life?
What love life? I'm doomed, hehe... HAHA.
I mean, I think it's fine? I don't know. I don't really think about it.
If I wanted to, I could pick up anyone.
I don't care, as long as I can find the right person in the end.
I just don't care.
How would you prefer to unwind after a long day?
Cozy up with a little light reading.
Go out and crash a party!
Contemplate existence with a friend.
Eat your stresses away.
Just chat with loved ones.
If you could change the world, how would you go about it?
Why should I? It's just fine the way it is right now.
Even if I could, I wouldn't... it's not in my position to say what the world should be.
I'd save it from its sins in a flash of light! Society won't know what hit it!
Obviously, the only way is to enslave all civilization. It's for their own good.
I'd start small, like my own community, before anything like world peace.
How would you show affection to your partner?
Say how awesome and beautiful they are.
Offer to help them with housework duties.
Give them a surprise present.
Just spend time with them.
Caress them lovingly.
What kinds of food do you prefer?
Comfort food.
The truly savory.
Only gourmet.
International.
I don't really have a preference.
When do you feel the most satisfied?
Figuring something out.
Feeling like you belong.
Seeing your loved ones happy.
Helping others.
Being yourself.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Of course! It's just so romantic~!
I believe it's possible, but a lot rarer than Hollywood suggests.
Nobody could love like that.
It doesn't exist. If it did, I would've been married to my waifu already!
Hahahahahahah
Now that this quiz is almost over, who do you think you're gonna get?
Sonic or Shadow!
Amy or Silver!
Tails or Knuckles!
Some other character
Wait, people take this for real?
Sonic the Hedgehog
Well, you've done it now—you've nabbed the affections of the capricious mascot of SEGA. Tell me your secrets! Nah, actually, you can keep him. Sonic is quite a high-maintenance relationship to hold, or that's what the rumors say, at least. I'd say congratulations, but he's probably dragging you off to go do something again, so I'll just say: good luck!
Miles "Tails" Prower
He may be great at the pilot's seat, but Tails will need someone to guide him through his insecurities. Our quiz seems to have pinpointed you as a strong pillar for him, with just the right mix of aplomb and compassion. Don't get too stressed out about it, though—Tails cares as long as you reach out a hand to care for him too. Just look at that face!
Knuckles the Echidna
"He's the strong but silent type." How many times have you heard that? Probably one too many, but I'm lazy right now and don't want to add anything more (besides his having an amazing hat). If you've got the patience to deal with his bouts of confusion, he might start liking you. He's a good, innocent boy, so don't ruin him—he's more impressionable than you might think. Although I suppose you already know that and are using it to your advantage. He always seems attracted to the saucier types.
Amy Rose
Here's an optimistic, bubbly girl who's always looking for love. Although she's got her heart set on Sonic, maybe you're the kind of person for her...? Well, good luck on trying to convince her. She's as stubborn as she is a hopeless romantic. Try traditional dating tactics, like roses, chocolate, or ASMR.
Shadow the Hedgehog
McEdgeBoy Extraordinaire. Interestingly enough, he's into shy girls and torture, but absolutely not torturing shy girls. Whodathunkkit. Be ready to be a potential counselor for any bouts of PTSD.
Silver the Hedgehog
If Sonic's the cool guy and Shadow's the cooler guy, Silver is absolutely not "cool". If you like nerds, he's probably cute, though. He's got a bit of a black-and-white view on the world, ironically not gray. So yeah, he's got a hopeless romantic streak as well. He needs someone more practical-minded to balance him, like you. Also addicted to asking questions he doesn't want the answers to, such as, "Does this suit make me look fat?"