What Kind Of Kisser Are You?
Are you a seductive, sexy kisser, or are you a sloppy, hot mess kisser?
Your ideal Saturday night is spent ...
Spending time with a lover on a romantic date in a dimly lit restaurant.
Exploring the counter-culture nightlife in an unfamiliar city.
Blacked out before the clock strikes midnight.
Dancing your heart out to the beats of your favorite DJ.
Having mind-blowing sex with a gorgeous human.
If money and talent were NO issue, your dream job would be ...
A global photographer who travels the world taking pictures of different cultures.
A rockstar with thousands of adoring fans.
A sexy, pouty movie star with thousands of adoring fans.
A successful writer who is deemed the "voice of our generation."
I wouldn't work! I would party all night and sleep all day.
Describe your signature style.
Classic, chic, refined and sophisticated.
I'm a total bohemian.
I'm all about the distressed denim, black leather and a lot of badass swagger.
I dress so I can be on the move! Flat boots and hair out of my face.
Stained crop tops and short shorts, unbrushed hair and tangled jewelry, of COURSE.
OK, so you're on a first date. In your dream scenario, how would this person make you feel?
Insane, electrifying chemistry. Just lightly touching hands would send me into an orgasmic state.
Emotionally connected, like I've known this date forever and ever.
Crazy, wild, untamed LOVE at first sight.
So drunk that I don't feel anything at all (and that's how I like it).
I just want my energy to jive with their energy.
Where would your ideal date take place?
An impulsive, unplanned date in a dark bar in an exotic, foreign country.
A small, intimate, cozy little bistro downtown.
An amazing concert with loads of dancing and incredible music.
A sexy hotel bar.
A dangerous, dirty dive bar on the wrong side of town.
How do you feel about tattoos?
I'm covered in tats. The more the better.
I love tattoos, but only if they're tasteful and meaningful.
I prefer clean skin.
I love sexy, hidden tattoos that you can only find when you're getting down and dirty.
I like tattoos that memorialize epic life experiences.
What's your favorite of the following colors?
Black.
Ocean blue.
Dark red.
Glitter.
Forest green.
What's your signature drink?
A cold flute of Champagne.
Shots of tequila! That, or CHEAP BEER.
Red wine, rich with complex notes.
Whiskey, neat.
Vodka soda.
How often do you cry?
I try to cry as much as possible. It feels good to feel, you know?
I haven't cried in years. I'm not even sure I remember how ...
I cry at movies, but never, ever in my real life.
I cry when I'm moved by something profound.
I cry when I'm hungover. Which is every single day.
If you could go on an all-expenses-paid trip, where would it be?
Somewhere with hot sand and the ocean.
A safari in East Africa.
Paris, the city of LOVE.
A mid-summer music festival with all my favorite bands.
I lost my passport and my driver's license. I can't go anywhere!
The Take-Me-On-A-Wild-Adventure Kisser
You are the kind of kisser that takes us on a hot, wild adventure through your kiss. You start out slowly and sensually, teasing us, making us BEG FOR MORE. Before we know it, you're aggressively biting our lower lips, and we are kissing you oh-so-passionately. The next minute, your kiss is sweet and soft and full of feeling. And BAM, you've circled us back to slow and sensual.
The "Wild Adventure" kiss is a multifaceted kiss. It's a kiss that takes us to unexpected places. You are the perfect kissing partner for those of us with irrepressible bouts of wanderlust. I mean, who needs to spend all of that money traveling when we can satiate our need for adventure through kissing?
The "Wild Adventure" kiss is a multifaceted kiss. It's a kiss that takes us to unexpected places. You are the perfect kissing partner for those of us with irrepressible bouts of wanderlust. I mean, who needs to spend all of that money traveling when we can satiate our need for adventure through kissing?
The Hypersexual Kisser
You kiss with such a sexual ferocity that we feel like we've had incredible sex after simply kissing you. You even leave us looking like we've had sex post-kiss. Our hair is messy, our lips our swollen and we're sweating up a storm.
You've mastered the art of the lower lip bite, and your hands are all over our sweet bodies when you kiss us. You might even pull our hair a little. Your kisses are naughty and leave us breathless.
Lucky for us, our interaction with you doesn't usually end at the KISS. It ends with us entangled in your sheets.
You've mastered the art of the lower lip bite, and your hands are all over our sweet bodies when you kiss us. You might even pull our hair a little. Your kisses are naughty and leave us breathless.
Lucky for us, our interaction with you doesn't usually end at the KISS. It ends with us entangled in your sheets.
The Emotional Kisser
You're the most tender kisser of all of the kissers. You don't just dive into an expected, ordinary kiss -- no, you kiss with feeling. Your kisses are raw and emotional and don't hide behind aggressive lip-biting or too much body touching.
It's a simple kiss that is loaded with emotion. Your hands become intertwined with our hands, and your kisses are rich with healing powers.
Your kisses are so sweet and so vulnerable that we are able to really get to know the CORE of YOU through them.
It's a simple kiss that is loaded with emotion. Your hands become intertwined with our hands, and your kisses are rich with healing powers.
Your kisses are so sweet and so vulnerable that we are able to really get to know the CORE of YOU through them.
The Dance Floor Kisser
You're the kind of kisser that moves in rhythm with your surroundings. You kiss to the beat of the music, and let's be real, who wants to kiss in silence?
If we're listening to fast-paced dance music, your kisses are quick and exciting. If we're listening to a slow and sensual song, your kisses are deep and passionate. If we're listening to an angry anthem, your kisses are expressive and wild.
And what if there is no music, you ask? You move to the rhythm of your surroundings. If we are in the middle of the city, your kisses are hard and to the point. If we're kissing in the quiet countryside, your kisses are slow and easy. Your kiss matches the surroundings.
If we're listening to fast-paced dance music, your kisses are quick and exciting. If we're listening to a slow and sensual song, your kisses are deep and passionate. If we're listening to an angry anthem, your kisses are expressive and wild.
And what if there is no music, you ask? You move to the rhythm of your surroundings. If we are in the middle of the city, your kisses are hard and to the point. If we're kissing in the quiet countryside, your kisses are slow and easy. Your kiss matches the surroundings.
The Sloppy Kisser
It doesn't matter if you're wildly drunk or totally sober. You, my darling, are a SLOPPY KISSER.
Your kisses lack focus and are just all over the damn place. You seem to have a surplus of spit, and it's just one giant, not-so-hot mess.
However, I have good news: There is no mess that can't be cleaned up. Find a refined kisser who is willing to teach you a thing or two about the "fine art of the kiss."
Your kisses lack focus and are just all over the damn place. You seem to have a surplus of spit, and it's just one giant, not-so-hot mess.
However, I have good news: There is no mess that can't be cleaned up. Find a refined kisser who is willing to teach you a thing or two about the "fine art of the kiss."
