What Flavour Are You?
There's a ferment for everyone.
What is your ideal summer day?
Brewery bike tour
Beach day with books
Going for a hike with friends
Going for a "hike" (aka photoshoot)
Road trip with the crew
Beach. All. Day.
COLD patio beers and a BBQ
Picking out the firmest tomatoes and the most sustainable honey from the farmers market
What song do you most enjoy?
Lost in the Light - Bahamas
Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles
Anything by Big Wild
Truth Hurts - Lizzo
It's My Life - Bon Jovi
Breezeblocks - alt J
Baby Shark - Pinkfong
Books or Movies?
50/50 I enjoy both
Books - I have a points card at Indigo
Books and cats
Movies
Movies. On VHS.
Bar.
Favourite fancy drink, other than kombucha?
Golden Milk
Cold Pressed Charcoal Lemonade
Tequila
OJ, with pulp
Craft Beer
Mojito
Still Kombucha
How tech savvy are you?
Just a sec, need to finish this tiktok video
Has the latest iPhone, takes semi-regular social media breaks
Stalking level 100. Can find ANYONE on social media
I can hook up ANY phone to ANY speaker. Who else is going to get this party started?
Cell phone is fully optimized, fully charged and ready for maximum efficiency
Can't figure out how to get Facebook to stop dinging
Watched Social Dilemma. Deleted all social media accounts.
What is your guilty pleasure?
Ordering enough takeout sushi that they give you three chopsticks (but you obviously ordered for one)
Stealing toiletries from hotels
Drinking juice from the carton
Airport drinking at 10am
Keeping up (way too much) with the Kardashians
Chugging your growler of MotherLove Kombucha in one sitting because it's just that damn good
Pimple popping
Eating dessert before dinner... or whenever
You're coming up on a deadline, what do you do?
Reach out to colleagues
Freak the f*$% out because you don't have enough time, and you're going to loose your job, AND you're a terrible person
Maintain your pace and get it done
What's a deadline? It was done three weeks ago
Deadlines don't exist because time is a construct
Didn't do it, not going to do it, and don't care that it's not done
What shoes are you currently wearing?
Birks
Knock off Birks (who spends that kind of coin on sandals?!)
Flip flops
Runners
Thrift shop find
Crocs (Ironically of course)
What are you most proud of?
Reading one book a month for the past 7 months
Recently finding your optimal angle for selfies
Hiking up a 1000+ summit this past summer
You can cook ANYTHING on the BBQ... really, anything
Absolutely nailing the whip and nae nae
Making par at your local course
Holding your inversion for more than 3 wobbly seconds
That your thrifted wardrobe is ~so~ fashion
Favourite place in town?
The local bar where you've obtained "regulars" status
The cozy coffee shop where you get real tea lattes
Your bestie's house
Your bed with freshly washed sheets
Downtown park where you and some random locals slackline and do acro yoga
The goat farm
Lavender Lemonade
You’re fun and fabulous. Your friends might refer to you as a #basicbitch. Your bubbly personality makes friends wherever you go. You're a total hit, just like Lavender Lemonade Kombucha.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "But Toby... have you even SEEN this monstera's fenestrations?!?!"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "But Toby... have you even SEEN this monstera's fenestrations?!?!"
Ginger Lemongrass
You're social and health conscious. Super kind, personable, and intuitive. Whether Ginger Lemongrass is in your diffuser, your cool post-yoga towel or your Water Kefir, you're are always surrounded by its refreshing and cooling presence.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "First things first, we need to boycott Amazon"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "First things first, we need to boycott Amazon"
Blue Alchemy
You're imaginative, intelligent, and independent. You're a conscious consumer who surrounds themselves with all things charming and engaging. Your friends value your loyalty and that you call it like it is. You are refreshing and pack a punch, just like the citrusy Blue Alchemy booch.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "I need to go see a friend about a tweed jacket"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "I need to go see a friend about a tweed jacket"
Holy Hibiscus
You're introspective and loyal. Drawn to the finer things in life. You take pride in your work (and in your gut). You're a good listener and always have time for coffee, tea (especially if it's earl grey), or Holy Hibiscus Kombucha with a friend.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "Kyle Lowry??? What genre does he write?"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "Kyle Lowry??? What genre does he write?"
Piña Colada
You're a friendly, free spirit. You always try to make every situation enjoyable for yourself and those around you. You express yourself through your fashion and have your own unique style. You hold your friends close and you wish it was always summer, but hey, at least there's Piña Colada water kefir.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"
Just Ginger
You're hardworking and a realist. Your friends are constantly amazed at your ability to DIY. You're always there for friends and family. Sometimes you forget to just kick back and relax, so crack a Just Ginger Kombucha and put your feet up.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "Is fast-mo the opposite of slow-mo?"
Mojito
You're classy and sophisticated. You look like you have it all together... and actually might. Your friends adore your easy going attitude and how much you truly enjoy going with the flow. Whether your Mojito has white rum or probiotics in it, you love a good beverage-focused social hour.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "I can't believe that caddy handed me a wedge when I really needed a gin and tonic"
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Spotify Playlist
Notable quote: "I can't believe that caddy handed me a wedge when I really needed a gin and tonic"
Blood Orange
You've got 99 problems and switchbacks are literally all of them. You're a nature enthusiast who always sees the kombucha half full. You love to recharge in nature, especially if you're exploring a new place or skill. Your friends are down to earth and love to spend time with you. They're also always reminding you to stay hydrated on your hikes, and for that there's Blood Orange Water Kefir.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable Quote: "Alex, I've told you once and I'll tell you again, I literally refuse to go to the mall with you."
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Spotify Playlist
Notable Quote: "Alex, I've told you once and I'll tell you again, I literally refuse to go to the mall with you."
Seasonal
You're a wild card who thrives on change. You actively seek out new experiences, adventures, knowledge, and are always down for a good time. Lucky for you, we love a good switch up as well and you can always pair your newest escapade with our newest, fun flavour.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable Quote: Since this body is temporary might as well tatt it up.
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Spotify Playlist
Notable Quote: Since this body is temporary might as well tatt it up.