13 Things Only Sisters Say
She's your best friend, your biggest critic, your number one fan, your ultimate rival, but most of all she's yours for life.
1
"Is that my shirt?"
When you have a sister your closet is twice as big! Or half the size...depends how you look at it, really.
2
"Another episode?"
You can binge watch 17 back-to-back episodes of your favorite '90s TV show together, eat a whole pizza (each) like little piggies, and nobody will ever know.
3
"Is Dad seriously wearing those shorts?"
Nobody else knows the full range of horrors that is your father's collection of cargo pants.
4
"I didn't go into your room!"
This is a lie and you both know it.
5
"But really who do you think Mom loves more?"
The eternal question.
6
"Can we please be 80 already?"
You've already planned out your glorious geriatric years: a house full of cats, endless Bloody Marys, rocking chairs on the porch, and a lifetime of inside jokes.
7
"So what do you think of him?"
The only question that really matters when you begin to date someone seriously: will he/she get the sister seal of approval?
8
"Do you want me to kill him?"
Break-ups suck, and there's nothing quite like a sister's loyalty to get you through the heartbreak.
9
"Shut up and like my selfie."
A sister is probably the only person who is actually obligated to like everything you post on Instragram.
10
**nods
You two must have ESP because you can have a whole conversation by wordless exchanging glances and making a few random hand gestures.
11
"Do you want to talk about it?"
When you need a shoulder to cry on, when your roommate is driving you insane, when things feel overwhelming or unfair--she's the one you can count on to listen to all your problems, big or small.
12
"Okay I promised not to tell anyone but..."
All the gossip. All of it.
13
"I hate you!"
You can say it a million times and it will never be true because no matter what she's your BFF for the long haul.