Mulpitle Choice Test
There are no correct answers. Choose what you want.
1. Is this the first question?
a. IDK
b. The second answer is correct
c. Don't pick the next one
d. Pick me, I am correct
e. is for extra
2. Do you exist?
a. You do not exist if you choose the next answer
b. Yes
c. No
d. Nobody actually exists
3. Arm hair
a. That's not a question
b. Eat it
c. I have too much
d. ᗡont p!ck mℯ plz
4. -2, 7, 892, 31, __, 5.7258
a. -6,925.82
b. 66
c. 83x + 92 ÷ 7 (x = 957,613)
d. Absurd
5. What does LEL stand for?
a. Long Elephant Legs
b. Large Ear Larvae
c. Little English Lips
d. All of the above
6. Do you like multiple choice questions?
a. Yes
b. No
c. Only mulpitle choice ones
d. Not these
7. What colors are my eyes?
a. Every color
b. Nonexistent colors
c. The colors of fresh vomit
d. I don't have eyes
8. What do you hate?
a. Everything
b. This test
c. This answer
d. Nothing
9. What is "atomic" in French?
a. Bon voyage
b. Cimota
c. hcnerF yna wonk t'nod I
d. Oui, oui!
10. Iz ths sintinse speld rong on parpuse?
a. Looks like it
b. You don't know how to spell
c. What is a "parpuse"?
d. This is the third answer
11. Plus itself is...
a. Huh?
b. 923,645
c. -3
d. 22
12. What is your name?
a. Jack
b. Bob
c. I don't have one
d. Nobody
13. Is this question impossible?
a. Is it?
b. No.
c. Yes
d. Zkmlcbnsjldqoepnxkyytg
14. When is the end of time?
a. Never
b. Forever
c. Now
d. When I say it is
15. Can you spell supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?
a. No
b. This shouldn't be multiple choice
c. I can only spell it backwards
d. Yes... o_O
16. Which answer is correct?
a. This one
b. Not a
c. The next answer
d. It's b
17. All I want for Christmas is...
a. YoooOoOou
b. a poop emoji costume
c. a unicorn
d. another test like this
18. Who pickled the piper pepper off Peter?
a. Pops
b. Who is Peter?
c. The jar did it
d. Pickle Me
19. What do you do to calm down?
a. Eat a paper bag
b. Inhale cheese
c. Seagulls, stop it now
d. Absolutely nothing
20. Are there only 2 answers to this question?
a. Yes
b. No
21. This is not a question. Don't answer it.
a. Alibaba
b. PICK ME
c. it
d. I answered it anyways...
22. How long is this line?
a. What line?
b. One ant long
c. One aunt long
d. 832.799 inches, to be exact
23. Refidgeratur.
a. Wat?
b. It's spelld like refridgerator!
c. Step inside
d. Warm my food
24. 5 + 50 + 500 + 5,000 + 50,000 =
a. 500,000,000
b. 500,00
c. 55,555
d. 50,550,050
25. Help! I don't have enough room!
a. Too bad
b. This just fills in the space
⸮ƨiʜƚ bɒɘя oƚ яoяяim ɒ ɘƨυ υoჸ biꓷ .მ𐑕
bib I ƨɘჸ ˎƨɘY .ɒ
ƨbяɒwʞɔɒd bɒɘя ჸbɒɘяlɒ nɒɔ I ˎoИ .d
lɒmяon ooƚ ƨi ƨiʜT .ɔ
ɘϱnɒяƚƨ ooƚ ƨi ƚnoʇ ɘʜT .b
27. I can't read number 26.
a. Me too
b. Me three
c. Me four
d. Me fiive
28. How is glass made?
a. Cardboard is sucked of its color
b. Play Minceraft and find out
c. It already existed
d. Just a second, I need to visit a glass factory
29. Hello? Is this thing on?
a. How should I know?
b. (Static)
c. I think you press the red button...
d. No, it isn't
30. Are you afraid?
a. Yes, I'm afraid of this test
b. Afraid of everything
c. I am afraid of myself
d. No, but I have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia
31. Why did the cow jump over the moon?
a. It was tiny
b. To get to the other side
c. Because the cat played the fiddle
d. It was an astronaut
32. What did she eat for breakfast?
a. Cereal
b. Waffles
c. Fish
d. Uncooked steak with chocolate sprinkles and tomato sauce, dipped in a mixture of melted fat-free asparagus-flavored ice cream and mustard, with a side of mashed eggplant and rotten mushrooms.
e. She didn't eat anything, she drank pineapple juice.
33. Who is Frankenstein?
a. A Martian
b. A monster
c. An evil scientist
d. Frank N. Stein
34. Does this question have an answer?
a. Yes, but it's not this one
b. No
c. I refuse to reply
d. The next one does
35. Who am I?
a. Somebody©
b. Nobody
c. Everybody
d. Elmó
63. Siht t'nseod deen a rorrim, tub s'ti llits sdrawkcab.
a. Sey, taht si tcerroc.
b. Ti si latot esnesnon.
c. Eht txen rewsna si lautca esnesnon.
d. Malcrun til fujur crawalp.
37. How many questions are left?
a. I didn't count
b. 27
c. -304
d. I cannot count
38. Wow! This is number 38!
a. So?
b. iMOM
c. Let's continue.
d. I GIVE UP
39. How many words are on this test so far?
a. 38
b. 6,742
c. Help me
d. About 666
40. What color is the sky?
a. Purple
b. Red
c. Black
d. Green
41. Which answer says "This is correct" in Gibberish?
a. Xy koneop drle epag
b. Tz rlknep
c. Epag gf lmgmdcd
d. Epag tmgwg gf Amckfgrpt
42. What is it?
a. 24
b. The answer to life the universe and everything
c. Frequently appears
43. I spy...
a. Paper
b. Who are you spying on?
c. This isn't an I Spy book
d. with my little eye
44. You...
a. don't have good mental health
b. have probably suffered head trauma
c. have extremely bad mental health and most likely need professional help immediately
d. are completely insane and need to be put in an asylum
45...............
a.... Too many dots
b...... Why are they here
c....... It's messing me up
d...........Ṭḥẹỵ.ẹṇḍ.ṭḥịṣ.ṣẹṇṭẹṇcẹ.
46. What is 798,340,192 ⋅ 4,232.9 + 563 - 92(537 ⋅ 29 ÷ 5) + 5 - 3,799.41 - 8?
a. 74.934521e + 9
b. 3.3792939e + 12
c. 53,74.59
d. 92.7 + Pizza ⋅ 4
47. There is a pink box on your head.
a. Thank you very much
b. AAAGH!! GET IT OFF MEEE!!!
c. Yes. I know.
d. Is there a turtle on it?
48. Do you have any idea what this is?
a. Seawedi
b. It's a sock monster
c. Sgmnmbltg
d. Me neither
49. That's how old he is! What about you?
a. I am 999
b. No, he is 50!
c. Happy Birthday to me
d. I am dead. I can't have an age.
50. Which is the correct pronounciation of "doge"?
a. Dowj
b. Doje
c. Doaje
d. Dowje
51. How many slots are in a dispenser?
a. 9
b. As many slots as you want
c. 39
d. 1 ½
52. Are you a pirate?
a. Aargh! Yes, me matey!
b. Sail away!
c. Is this a treasure map?
d. Pirates don't exist anymore.
53. I'd like to order a double cheeseburger with bacon and pickles, please.
a. Ok. Anything else?
b. This isn't a fast-food restaurant...
c. I am now hungry.
d. What about root beer?
54. How do you wear high-heeled shoes?
a. Put them on your face
b. Don't wear them, eat them!
c. They are too high to wear
d. I am not lady!!
55. Is this font good?
a. NO
b. Yes, of course
c. 𝒯ԋιʂ ϝσɳƚ ιʂɳ'ƚ.
d. 𝕋𝕙𝕚𝕤 𝕚𝕤 𝕕𝕚𝕗𝕗𝕖𝕣𝕖𝕟𝕥
56. Do you really know the answer to #18?
a. Of do yes I
b. Pmlp mulp Pulm
c. When?
d. I already said, I can't count!
57. 1 Fish, 2 Fish, 3 Fish...
a. Moo Fish
b. Glue Fish
c. New Fish
d. Fresh Fish
58. Do you have dé jà vu?
a. Dé jà vu over what?
b. I haven't seen this before.
c. Is that French for "atomic"?
d. Wait...
59. WHY IS THIS QUESTION CAPITALIZED?
a. YOUR CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
b. YOU WANT IT TO BE?
c. STOP YELLING AT ME
d. HELp me... Wait, no, it's fixed now.
60. E Z P Z LIM N SQU E Z.
a. Why are there random letters?
b. Lemons? I like lemons.
c. No, this isn't easy.
d. WAT R MEL UN
61. Have you read any books lately?
a. I haven't. I can't read!
b. Yes. I have read exactly 256.
c. I do not know what a book is.
d. Mutiplication!!!
62. Is this statement correct?
a. What statement?
b. Definitely
c. Um, no.
d. It is tcerrocni.
63. I can't think of anything to type.
a. How about...
b. Actually, I can't think of anything either.
c. Why is this even here?
d. I have a broken keyboard.
64. Has this test taught you anything so far?
a. It has taught me never to take another one like it.
b. Sort of...
c. Ive 𝔤one InSAN𝐸
d. Hairball?!
65. Place your cursor in the circle. Then, with your cursor in the same place, click on an answer.
a. First answer
b. You were supposed to keep your cursor in the same place!
c. I can't do that
d. Lead me
66. This is another thing that only has 2 answers.
a. Leo.
b. Who is Leo?!!
67. Do you have dé jà vu?
a. Dé jà vu over what?
b. I haven't seen this before.
c. Is that French for "atomic"?
d. Wait...
68. Choose the answer that makes the most sense.
a. Jelly wood not ear trucks
b. Elbow smart dumpling brain
c. Cramps a too towel
d. Razor hand leaf trip
69. Which question has 5 answers?
a. I SAID I CAN'T COUNT!!
b. Question 92
c. Answer 29
d. #1. It's always #1.
70. Is backwards...
a. 69
b. Idea no have I.
c. Stuff backwards much so there is why?
d. 96
71. What time is it?
a. Time for you to get a watch
b. 99:00
c. 12:49:23
d. Actually, I don't know.
72. How to build a chair:
a. Cut down a tree
b. Don't build it. Buy it!
c. Where are the instructions?
d. Just sit on the ground.
73. I'm allergic to...
a. Skin
b. Food
c. Air
d. Everything
74. What is 999,999,999,999,999 divided by 3?
a. 333,333,333
b. STOP WITH THE MATH QUESTIONS!!!
c. 3 ⋅ 999,999,999,999,999
d. Snail
75. What happened in the war of 1812?
a. People fought and stuff
b. Nothing extraordinary
c. When exactly was that war?
76. Do you like fake cheese?
a. Yesyesyesyesyes
b. I like it if it's been sitting on an outdoor basketball court for who knows how long.
c. Google Search: how to make fake cheese
d. I'm allergic to cheese.
77. The answer to this question is no.
a. That's not a question.
b. no
c. No, it's yes!
d. Yes, it's no!
78. I agree to refuse to answer any more questions.
a. Sign here: ___________________
b. Not all of them are questions.
c. Octopi
d. Octopie
79. Hudson, we are approaching 100 mulpitle choice problems.
a. 100?!
b. Who's Hudson?
c. This is not a space mission.
d. I repeat, this is not a space mission!
80. How fast does the earth spin?
a. 325,631,926 mps
b. 1 inch a year
c. The earth does not spin because it is flat.
d. 13.2 mph
8ᛚ. Tʜiƨ iƨ ʜɒяb ƚo яɘɒb. Ɔɒn ჸoυ qlɘɒƨɘ ʜɘlq mɘ⸮
ɒ. Иo. ꓷɘʇiniƚɘlჸ noƚ.
d. Aɔƚυɒllჸˎ I ɔɒn'ƚ яɘɒb iƚ ɘiƚʜɘя.
ɔ. ꓘlυяʞ miq nυяƚ.
b. ꓷƨ ɒяɘ dƨ ɒnb dƨ ɒяɘ bƨ!
82. Backwards stuff writing like really I.
a. Wow! Again it did you!
b. Sometimes sense make doesn't stuff backwards.
c. Kind this especially.
d. Eighty-two number after stuff backwards more no be will there that pledge I.
83. Do you know what a sardine tastes like?
a. It tastes like fish
b. Sardines are an expensive, exotic food that I have never, and will never, eat.
c. Tastes like pizza
d. You look like seafood
84. Next up: 85.
a. Creeeeeeeeem❗
b. Doesn't seem like it
c. Please teach me
d. My phone died
85. Thes not much lft.
a. Me agee
d. Thsi si d?
c. Sqash peals .⋅ᐣ¯
86. Looks like we didn't make it to 100.
a. Myeh
b. I've been waiting a long time for this moment.
c. Soo cloose...
d. FINALLY!! The last answer on this test!
Slightly normal
Congratulations! You have finally made it to the end of this test! I made this test for no reason at all. Me, and only me, came up with every single question, answer, fake question, and fake answer on it. I sort of hoped you like it, but you probably did not.
(My real name is actually [REDACTED])
Personality description: I predict that you are slightly normal (not fully because you took this test) for no reason whatsoever, you simply happened to choose answers that I think normal people would choose. Or you tried to get this result because you want to be normal for some reason.
Slightly insane
Congratulations! You have finally made it to the end of this test! I made this test for no reason at all. Me, and only me, came up with every single question, answer, fake question, and fake answer on it. I sort of hoped you like it, but you probably did not.
(My real name is actually [REDACTED])
Personality description: I predict that you are slightly insane. One, because you took this test, and two, because you chose the half-insane answers, whatever those may be. You'll never know. I don't really know myself. I guess they were my second-favorite answers. Does that mean you're my second-favorite person? Probably not.
Completely Insane
Congratulations! You have finally made it to the end of this test! I made this test for no reason at all. Me, and only me, came up with every single question, answer, fake question, and fake answer on it. I sort of hoped you like it, but you probably did not.
(My real name is actually [REDACTED])
Personality description: I predict that you are COMPLETELY INSANE just like me. You happened to choose the answers I would've chose. Hopefully you're not a clone of me that was made without my permission. How would you know? Do you know the answer to question 46? Is it insane if you type out the whole thing? Why am I obsessing over one question? Why have I asked 6 questions? Why have I wasted 55.26% of the 456 characters in this paragraph on questions??
[insert personality here]
Congratulations! You have finally made it to the end of this test! I made this test for no reason at all. Me, and only me, came up with every single question, answer, fake question, and fake answer on it. I sort of hoped you like it, but you probably did not.
(My real name is actually [REDACTED])
Personality description: You picked answers I wouldn't have picked. Nice. Now have a riddle: You tear 13 pages out of a 404-page book. How many pages do you have?
