Ready to discover your inner streaming warrior?
Step into the mythical realm of Streamlandia, where six cunning dragons have stolen the life force of the land.
Your mission? Face these fearsome foes, uncover your hidden streaming skills, and reclaim the legendary Stream of Streams.
This quick quiz will reveal which warrior you truly are.
You fight for truth, quality, and reliability. You champion standards, defend best practices, and shield your infrastructure (and your team) from chaos. You love specs, documentation, and sleep well knowing your latency is low and your ethics are high. DRM? You’ve already implemented three. And may your holy symbol (or lots of coffee) support you in battle.
Motto: “Protect the stream = protect the realm.”
You speak fluent HLS, DASH, and a bit of CMAF. You can identify the problem without spending any spell slots (aka hours of cross-functional meetings). You summon smooth playback easily — and of course, you've already studied the latest industry whitepapers. People come to you when the stream is broken… and you fix it with knowledge.
Motto: “I don’t cast spells, I cast manifests.”
You work fast, quietly, and get things done — even if it means breaking a few rules (or CDNs) along the way. You’ll build a working prototype for your breakfast while others are still in the kickoff meeting. You know all the weird edge cases in streaming (because you’re the one who created them!), and you thrive in chaos. When someone says, “That can’t be done,” you say, “Hold my beer.”
Motto: “If it streams, I can make it work.”
You ask the tough questions—usually with a meme. You expose streaming sins with humor. You’ve got deep industry knowledge but would rather make a TikTok than a slide deck. You’re everyone’s favorite at conferences, and the reason some vendors sweat. Behind the jokes, though, is sharp insight and a love for keeping it real.
Motto: “Just kidding… Or do I?”