Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You've Cum?

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Can We Guess How Long It's Been Since You've Cum?

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Wow, I can practically smell the cum from here! Your balls must be pretty backed-up, huh? Or maybe that's the scent of a fresh fuck I detect. Why don't you answer our questions and let's see if we can guess how long it's been since you've cum?

How often do you update your dating app profile?

I update it frequently with new pictures and witty captions. Gotta keep it fresh!

I update it every now and then, when I feel like switching things up.

I rarely update it. Once it's done, it's done!

I don't have a profile on any dating apps.

How often do you find yourself flirting with others?

All the time, honey! I'm a professional flirt.

Flirting? What's that? It's been forever, darling!

Occasionally, when the opportunity presents itself.

Rarely, I'm more focused on other aspects of life right now.

When was the last time you went on a date?

It's been a few months, honey. I'm taking a break from the dating scene.

I can't even remember the last time I went on a date. It's been ages!

Just last week, darling. I'm always on the prowl for a good time!

Within the past couple of months, but nothing serious.

How often do you find yourself daydreaming about sexy encounters?

Rarely, I'm more focused on other aspects of life right now.

Every single day, honey! My mind is a constant sensual playground.

Occasionally, when my imagination takes me to naughty places.

Daydreaming? I can't even remember the last time I did that, darling!

How many unread messages do you currently have on your phone from potential romantic interests?

A few, but I'll get to them eventually.

None, darling! I'm always on top of my messages.

Unread messages? That's a foreign concept to me, honey!

Quite a few, but I'm not actively pursuing anything right now.

How often do your friends tease you about your lack of sexual adventures?

Never, honey! My friends know I'm always up to something spicy.

Occasionally, they give me a playful nudge to get out there.

It happens from time to time, but they're just having fun.

Oh, my dear, my friends have given up on teasing me because it's been forever!

How would you rate your current level of sexual frustration?

Nonexistent, darling! I'm living my best, satisfying life.

Mild, but manageable. A little action wouldn't hurt, though.

Moderate. I could use some release, but I'm patient.

Off the charts, honey! I'm practically bursting.

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Recently Ravished

Oh, honey, you've been getting busy! It hasn't been long since you last had some sexy fun. We're guessing it was earlier today, in fact. Keep that fire burning!

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You've had some action, darling! It's been a little while since your last escapade. The horniess is slowly encroaching and soon will totally control your mind.

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Sweetie, it's been a fair amount of time since you last got down and dirty. Weeks? Months--even!! But don't worry, love will come knocking soon!

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