What Flavour Are You?

There's a ferment for everyone.

What is your ideal summer day?

Brewery bike tour

Beach day with books

Going for a hike with friends

Going for a "hike" (aka photoshoot)

Road trip with the crew

Beach. All. Day.

COLD patio beers and a BBQ

Picking out the firmest tomatoes and the most sustainable honey from the farmers market

What song do you most enjoy?

Lost in the Light - Bahamas

Here Comes the Sun - The Beatles

Anything by Big Wild

Truth Hurts - Lizzo

It's My Life - Bon Jovi

Breezeblocks - alt J

Baby Shark - Pinkfong

Books or Movies?

50/50 I enjoy both

Books - I have a points card at Indigo

Books and cats

Movies

Movies. On VHS.

Bar.

Favourite fancy drink, other than kombucha?

Golden Milk

Cold Pressed Charcoal Lemonade

Tequila

OJ, with pulp

Craft Beer

Mojito

Still Kombucha

How tech savvy are you?

Just a sec, need to finish this tiktok video

Has the latest iPhone, takes semi-regular social media breaks

Stalking level 100. Can find ANYONE on social media

I can hook up ANY phone to ANY speaker. Who else is going to get this party started?

Cell phone is fully optimized, fully charged and ready for maximum efficiency

Can't figure out how to get Facebook to stop dinging

Watched Social Dilemma. Deleted all social media accounts.

What is your guilty pleasure?

Ordering enough takeout sushi that they give you three chopsticks (but you obviously ordered for one)

Stealing toiletries from hotels

Drinking juice from the carton

Airport drinking at 10am

Keeping up (way too much) with the Kardashians

Chugging your growler of MotherLove Kombucha in one sitting because it's just that damn good

Pimple popping

Eating dessert before dinner... or whenever

You're coming up on a deadline, what do you do?

Reach out to colleagues

Freak the f*$% out because you don't have enough time, and you're going to loose your job, AND you're a terrible person

Maintain your pace and get it done

What's a deadline? It was done three weeks ago

Deadlines don't exist because time is a construct

Didn't do it, not going to do it, and don't care that it's not done

What shoes are you currently wearing?

Birks

Knock off Birks (who spends that kind of coin on sandals?!)

Flip flops

Runners

Thrift shop find

Crocs (Ironically of course)

What are you most proud of?

Reading one book a month for the past 7 months

Recently finding your optimal angle for selfies

Hiking up a 1000+ summit this past summer

You can cook ANYTHING on the BBQ... really, anything

Absolutely nailing the whip and nae nae

Making par at your local course

Holding your inversion for more than 3 wobbly seconds

That your thrifted wardrobe is ~so~ fashion

Favourite place in town?

The local bar where you've obtained "regulars" status

The cozy coffee shop where you get real tea lattes

Your bestie's house

Your bed with freshly washed sheets

Downtown park where you and some random locals slackline and do acro yoga

The goat farm

Lavender Lemonade

You’re fun and fabulous. Your friends might refer to you as a #basicbitch. Your bubbly personality makes friends wherever you go. You're a total hit, just like Lavender Lemonade Kombucha.

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Notable quote: "But Toby... have you even SEEN this monstera's fenestrations?!?!"

Ginger Lemongrass

You're social and health conscious. Super kind, personable, and intuitive. Whether Ginger Lemongrass is in your diffuser, your cool post-yoga towel or your Water Kefir, you're are always surrounded by its refreshing and cooling presence.

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Notable quote: "First things first, we need to boycott Amazon"

Blue Alchemy

You're imaginative, intelligent, and independent. You're a conscious consumer who surrounds themselves with all things charming and engaging. Your friends value your loyalty and that you call it like it is. You are refreshing and pack a punch, just like the citrusy Blue Alchemy booch.

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Notable quote: "I need to go see a friend about a tweed jacket"

Holy Hibiscus

You're introspective and loyal. Drawn to the finer things in life. You take pride in your work (and in your gut). You're a good listener and always have time for coffee, tea (especially if it's earl grey), or Holy Hibiscus Kombucha with a friend.

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Notable quote: "Kyle Lowry??? What genre does he write?"

Piña Colada

You're a friendly, free spirit. You always try to make every situation enjoyable for yourself and those around you. You express yourself through your fashion and have your own unique style. You hold your friends close and you wish it was always summer, but hey, at least there's Piña Colada water kefir.

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Notable quote: "What fun is being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?"

Just Ginger

You're hardworking and a realist. Your friends are constantly amazed at your ability to DIY. You're always there for friends and family. Sometimes you forget to just kick back and relax, so crack a Just Ginger Kombucha and put your feet up.

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Notable quote: "Is fast-mo the opposite of slow-mo?"

Mojito

You're classy and sophisticated. You look like you have it all together... and actually might. Your friends adore your easy going attitude and how much you truly enjoy going with the flow. Whether your Mojito has white rum or probiotics in it, you love a good beverage-focused social hour.

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Notable quote: "I can't believe that caddy handed me a wedge when I really needed a gin and tonic"

Blood Orange

You've got 99 problems and switchbacks are literally all of them. You're a nature enthusiast who always sees the kombucha half full. You love to recharge in nature, especially if you're exploring a new place or skill. Your friends are down to earth and love to spend time with you. They're also always reminding you to stay hydrated on your hikes, and for that there's Blood Orange Water Kefir.

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Notable Quote: "Alex, I've told you once and I'll tell you again, I literally refuse to go to the mall with you."

Seasonal

You're a wild card who thrives on change. You actively seek out new experiences, adventures, knowledge, and are always down for a good time. Lucky for you, we love a good switch up as well and you can always pair your newest escapade with our newest, fun flavour.

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Notable Quote: Since this body is temporary might as well tatt it up.