You have are sweetheart deep down, but you have a tough outer exterior. Humor? You own that shit. You display a large colorful vocabulary, and probably had an emo stage in which you only listened to spoken word poetry instead of music. Your least favorite thing? Libs. You are incredibly creative, however sometimes your ideas raise an eyebrow or 10. You are fun and loved by all, but despite your best efforts you will never go to formal with Keegan Randell.

Let's be honest, you're an ass, but you mean well. Your bold eyebrows and lifeless demeanor often intimidate the masses, however if they take the time to get to know you they will find that deep down, deeeeeeep deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep down, you not that big of an asshole, but that's your love language. Being an asshole is your sign of affection. However, get a few drinks, and all of a sudden you're the nicest guy around.

If we are gonna put it all out there, you're either on Tik Tok or tinder right now. Are you innocent or impulsive? Are you lonely, or are you lonely? You want bangs, but you'll never do it. You laugh at yourself when times are tough, and laugh with other when times are good. No Surrender. You have met Brothers Osborne and you like to talk about it many times a day. Who's does my dad know? Everyone. But your pretty cool.

Have I flirted with everything that breathes? Yes. Does it flirt back? Probably. You most likely spend most of your time sending people memes and making your own. Did you force your mom to buy you a new computer program for the soul purpose of making a meme video? Absolutely.

Picture this: you're at a party and everyone's hammered. What are you sipping on? An empty. You want a sick nickname? I can't do that, but I can give you one that will make you hate your life. You probably have an array of scrunchies nailed to your wall surrounding a color-coded calendar, scheduling your life down to your own death. But, you are your group's moral compass.

Are you still dating your high school girlfriend? You bet your ass! Will I correct your pitch? Only if it's off! I may have my opinions but I want everybody to be the best they can be. When you are thrown into a tough situation you rise to the occasion like a rhinestone cowboy.