WHO THE HECK ARE YA?!?
Your Outcome quiz description
PICK A DRINK
Agua de Valencia
Kefir
Holy Water
Dick Juice
Beer
Sweat
How lit do you get?
Litty boy!!!
Throwing up in the toilet immediately.
Drinking? That's a sin
Double fisting. Chundering in the toilet.
A different person. Who tf are you
Sweating. Always sweating.
I only drink German style.
I make my alcohol into mush. Sorry, Lori!!!
How have your bowel movements been?
Ew. Can we not talk about that.
Straight through me
I've been constipated the whole trip.
I can shit in 3 seconds
How many farts have you eaten?
Pablo. Alexander. Charlie? I think
Too many. I'm constipated again.
All i do is eat farts
I'd eat a fart but I need to find my right ballsack first
Enough times. Im fucking graduating college bitch.
What's your relationship with Marianna like?
I was her favorite in the beginning but then she realized I'm smug af.
I'd say pretty good. We're not that close but she definitely likes me.
She hates me cause I can't stop playing with my food and thought I was an only child because of the China one child rule
She saw me get an ass on my shot so I'd say we're pretty close
Do you value a lot where you come from?
I'm from FUCKING hong kong. IS that even a QUESTION? I'm getting ramen right when I get off the flight.
I'm german, you peasants
ummmmm IM RELATED TO BEYONCE BITCH
OLIVIA
You're straight chicken, and you know it! Whether you're snorting loudly when you eat farts or walking ahead of the group, you're deadass sweatin' Liv. And shave your bush!!!!
S.J.
Honestly, none of us know what your real name is. And hell, you love to pick a fight with anyone you come across. Also, did you know you're from Asia?!? We didn't!!!! Keep killin it on Bumble, Shiv.
ALEXANDER
Smug? The Mixtape? You love to be a sassy, fart eatin betch but hey, you're one of the good ones. We know you know IR like the back of your anus and you get down and funky when you crunk. Did I mention you're from Pasadena and you know the whole history of the school busing system?
KAILEE
Honestly, we all know you have IBS and you should really consult a doctor. Seriously. No one cares about how many times you've had a bowel movement or how much you truly think you're meant to be Jewish. Get a room, bitch.
The Nun From Toledo
You're prude af and we're confused if you're a baby. But still, you cute af. FYI you blessed a sinner, haha!!!
DIRK
Dude. No one cares what you're saying.
Middle School Olivia
You love giving braces dome and dating guys with ginger pubes on their face. BTW, he's gonna have a child with his new gf when he's 22 cause you were a prude!!!
Yisha
Stop playing with your dessert, you sick fuck!!
LEO
You're constantly dripping sweat, you wet dog. You a real one and a total frat star. BTW, kailee is SUUUPER down for you.
BEYZA
Ohhhh, foreign girl. Even though we don't understand half the things you say sometimes, we love your tooth jewel and your love of life. We're all going pole dancing when we back
Naomi
We all know you stole on the Fartons and stuffed them under your bed. We get it!!!! YOU CAN SPEAK 3 LANGUAGES FLUENTLY!!!