Get ready....
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The touch of a man…
Excites me in ways I can’t begin to describe.
Doesn’t sound all that pleasant, thank you.
I could probably get into that concept, yes.
Yeah, it’s a no from me, dawg.
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My go-to drink is...
Vodka soda
Gin and tonic
Negroni
Ice-cold beer? Whatever it is straight men drink.
I don't drink
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My favorite Olympic event to watch is…
Bobsleigh.
Weight-lifting.
Tom Daley knitting. Isn’t he precious?
Wrestling. Oil wrestling, preferably.
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The “Funny Girl” revival on Broadway was…
Not really on my radar.
Lea’s magnum opus and a flop on Beanie’s part.
Messy drama I lived for, personally.
Near a TGI Friday’s I once visited.
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Of these four musical acts, I’d rather listen to…
Charli XCX.
Megan Thee Stallion.
DaBaby (yikes, babe).
Drake & 21 Savage.
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At the gym, I spend an excessive amount of time…
Checking myself out in the mirror.
In the locker room.
In the steam room.
Texting my crush.
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My beard is…
Soft and trimmed to perfection.
Rough and scraggly.
Nonexistent.
Named Jennifer.
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What do you wear down there?
Boxers
Briefs
Jock straps
Trunks
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How long do you spend doing a morning skincare routine?
6 minutes — just enough time to do the basics.
0 minutes — I don’t even wash my ass, babe.
2 minutes — I wash my face and all, but that's it.
A LONG TIME — sunscreen, serums, you name it.
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Butts? I…
Love ‘em.
Can’t be bothered with ‘em.
Think they’re just fine.
Could see myself in one, yeah.
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An objectively hot guy walks by in gray sweatpants. I…
Look respectfully.
Look disrespectfully.
Pretend I do not see it.
Pull out binoculars.
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You can find me…
Lingering a little too long in the underwear aisle of a department store.
In the club, bottle full of bub'.
Wearing cargo shorts on a brisk winter’s day.
Manspreading on public transit.
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When it comes to friendship, I gravitate toward…
Straight men.
Everyone but straight men.
Divas, specifically.
Gay men, specifically.
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Of these four movies, I’d rather watch…
"Bullet Train"
“Everything Everywhere All at Once”
“Tár”
"Pearl"
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Who's your favorite "White Lotus" character?
Tanya (Jennifer Coolidge)
Cameron (Theo James)
Belinda (Natasha Rothwell)
Armond (Murray Bartlett)
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{result #1 percent} Gay
You scored {result #1 percent} Gay and {result #2 percent} Straight
Congratulations! You’re sounding pretty gay, my man. Luckily for you, there are a whole lot of us out there — more every day. Like our underwear, we come in just about every shape, size, and color you can imagine. So, go ahead: try something new.
{result #2 percent} Straight
You scored {result #2 percent} Straight and {result #1 percent} Gay
Close, but no cigar, my man. Straight or gay, though, don’t let labels dictate how you assert your personal sense of style. Style is for everyone, much like quality underwear are. So, go ahead: try something new.
