Only breakfast beers - I'm too old for this shit

No IPAs - they suck for golfing and make Fred fart even more than normal

Whatever beer Fred buys - I have the utmost trust in his purchasing capabilities

U R TEWLS! (Note: only select this option if you are Johnny or want to be Johnny)

Let's ask Johnny which case he wants to take home at the end of the weekend to "share with his bros on a future date"

Less beer, more whiskey