What's your favorite Jane Austen sassy quote?

16 votes
"I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal." (December 24, 1798)
34%
2 votes
"Next week [I] shall begin my operations on my hat, on which you know my principal hopes of happiness depend." (October 27, 1798)
4%
6 votes
“I will not say that your mulberry trees are dead; but I am afraid they are not alive.” (May 31, 1811)
13%
4 votes
“I was as civil to them as their bad breath would allow me.” (November 21, 1800)
9%
2 votes
“I could not sit seriously down to write a serious Romance under any other motive than to save my life, & if it were indispensable for me to keep it up & never relax into laughing at myself or other people, I am sure I should be hung before I had finished the first chapter.” (April 1, 1816)
4%
1 votes
“I think I may boast myself to be, with all possible Vanity, the most unlearned, & uninformed Female who ever dared to be an Authoress.” (December 11, 1815)
2%
3 votes
“Poor woman, I shall support her as long as I can, because she is a Woman, & because I hate her Husband.” (February 17, 1813)
6%
2 votes
“I had the pleasure of receiving, unpacking & approving our Wedgwood ware. It all came very safely, & upon the whole is a good match, tho’ I think they might have allowed us rather larger leaves, especially in such a Year of fine foliage as this. One is apt to suppose that the Woods about Birmingham must be blighted.” (June 6, 1811)
4%
3 votes
“The Orange Wine will want our Care soon. –But in the meantime for Elegance & Ease & Luxury . . . I shall eat Ice & drink French wine, & be above Vulgar Economy.” (July 1, 1808 )
6%
8 votes
“Mrs. Hall, of Sherborne, was brought to bed yesterday of a dead child, some weeks before she expected, owing to a fright. I suppose she happened unawares to look at her husband." (October 27, 1798)
17%