Can we guess your favorite genre of porn?
How obvious is that dark, twisted fetish of yours?
Which of the following guys do you pursue on GRINDR?
Chick, 29, 10" cock
Chad, 25, bi-curious, first time experimenting with homosexuality
Vlad, 42, wants to wrestle you in baby oil
Willy, 21, 110 pounds, swallows
Which of the following is a deal breaker in a guy?
Promiscuity
Lack of experience
If he's too tall or too short
Tiny penis
What is the most essential characteristic of quality porn for you?
The kink factor
Storyline
The cocks
The asses
How kinky do you consider yourself?
Way too kinky for my own good
Slightly kinky
Very kinky
Not that kinky
What's your favorite type of cumshot?
When he cums in a bowl of cereal and milk and then the other guy eats it
Facial
The kind where they immediately regret it afterwards
Creampie
Starlight Guys First Time Going Gay
You favorite fetish is that of the straight guy somehow going gay, either cajoling, trickery, or pure movie magic. The forbidden fruit is the most tempting.
Twinks
Your favorite types of porn invariably entail cute little twinks getting ramrodded up the ass. You like em tight and pliable.
Some Fucked Up Shit
You look in the dark corners of porn sites for fetishes with names so esoteric that they'd make an old lady faint if spoken. Your kinks are... interesting to say the least.
Massive Cocks
You're a man of simple taste. Give you a giant, massive schlonger, and by you're happy. No need to pussyfoot around; big dicks are all you need..