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All grown-ups were once children. Think back to your school years.

I earned straight A's. That’s why everyone copied my work during tests and quizzes.

Singing? Me. Dancing? Also me. As long as I could perform on stage instead of sitting in class.

During recess, everyone gathered around me, not for chips or gum, but because my stories were so captivating that even teachers would stop to listen.

“Sorry, Ms. Jhonson. There was a kitten outside — hungry, lonely… I just couldn’t leave it!” is your excuse for being late at least once a month.

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Which of these professions appealed to you most as a child?

Inventor.

Singer.

President.

Veterinarian.

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You’re bored in class and doodling in your notebook. What are you scribbling?

Geometric shapes.

Hearts or flowers.

Animals.

Playing tic-tac-toe with my classmate.

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Now we’re growing up — this one’s not about childhood. What type of clothing do you prefer now?

Comfortable.

Eco-friendly.

Eye-catching.

Trendy.

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Imagine you’re on your way to a meeting (you’ll find out who you’re meeting in the next question), but you get stuck in traffic. What will you do?

Look at cat memes.

Read a book.

Listen to music.

Watch YouTube videos.

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You finally make it through the traffic and meet a famous person you admire. What will you do?

Ask them how they achieved such success — free advice doesn’t come often.

Take a photo together because you already know everything about them. They even like your comments on their posts!

Tell them about a charity initiative you support and ask them to join in. Why not?

Thank them for their contributions and treasure their words. One day, I’ll tell my grandkids about this meeting.

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You win a huge lottery jackpot (let’s dream big!). What will you spend it on?

I spend it on developing nuclear weapons for Ukraine, of course!

I use it to open my own charity foundation, probably something animal-related.

I buy the musical instrument I’ve been dreaming of. Hope it’s enough! Have you seen those prices?

I travel the world and share my journey on my blog.

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At a big gathering, you…

talk about your pets and show a million pictures of them.

bring a guitar, play, and sing.

record stories and clips for those who missed out. Let them know what they’re missing!

listen attentively to what your friends are saying.

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And if you’re not in a big group, what would you do alone in the evening?

I will solve a jigsaw puzzle.

I will still play guitar and sing. Gotta keep the neighbors entertained!

I’ll take a walk with my dog.

I’m never alone, I’ll call my friends.

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Last question. It’s a very serious one, so googling is allowed. Which duckling from DuckTales do you like best?

Huey (the one in red).

Dewey (the one in blue).

Louie (the one in green).

Webby.

And you receive… a Grammy!

You are someone who puts deep meaning into everything you do (not necessarily just creative pursuits). So if you ever write a song, it will definitely become a hit. It will play on the radio so often that people won’t be able to stop humming it. But the most valuable part of the song will be the lyrics — they will touch people’s hearts, just like the story of Andrea Cisternino, the owner of the Rifugio shelter, touches the hearts of UAnimals Media readers. Take a look at this report yourself, and maybe it will inspire you to create that very hit.

And you receive… a Nobel Prize!

Even Wikipedia would envy your knowledge! You are someone who needs to find answers to every question. You also have a talent for explaining complex things in simple terms. Your discovery might change the world! It doesn’t even have to be a scientific one. For example, you could come across an article about how war affects dolphins, read it, and tell your friends how they can help save these animals right now.

And you receive… the National Animal Protection Award!

Your love for animals and your desire to care for them are truly admirable. If you’re not among this year’s winners of the Animal Protection Award, you should be next year! In the meantime, we invite you to join the Animal rescue club — they need someone just like you!

And you receive… YouTube’s Gold Play Button!

A true star stands before us! Do you happen to run a blog? With your charisma, your videos should be racking up millions of views. Maybe you’d like to share our report on the suffering of nature reserves under russian occupation? We’re sure you’ll find the right words to convince people to stand with Ukraine in its fight against Russian aggression toward people and nature.

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