Are you a girlie?
Cue the Girl Dinner track, because we're about to dive deep into the pleasures of girliedom. You might be asking, but what is a girlie? Am I part of the privileged girlie camp already? Or do I need to become one? Well, well, well, my inquisitive friend, all answers will soon be revealed...
Which type of date sounds most appealing to you?
Did you participate in Barbenheimer weekend?
How many naps have you taken in the last 2 weeks?
Tell me a secret.
You’re in a coffee shop. What do you order?
Which would you be watching on a hungover and/or lazy Sunday afternoon?
What’s your favorite part of a charcuterie board?
How many taper candles do you have in your house?
Do you eat Girl Dinner?
What’s your favorite season?
Go off, girlie!!!
You are so obviously a girlie you are literally doom scrolling right now with one finger deep in a bowl of olives. You have a half empty coffee cup in your car from three weeks ago and 25 items in your Amaz*n cart that you will never buy. You leave every part early (if you even go), you never text people back but constantly post on your Close Friends, and I love you.
A girlie in a past life
Ok we see you, girlie! You clearly have a long, luscious past of girliedom, but you may be on your way toward retirement. You love a little rest, a little nibble at 11pm, and a lot of ignoring text messages while posting online. We see you, we appreciate you, and you’re hot.
You have potential
Girliehood is within your grasp… if you’re up for the challenge. Just kidding, it’s not a challenge at all! Just kick your feet up, increase your screen time, and you’ll be knee deep in Girl Dinners before you know it. But be warned: with great girlieness, comes great responsibility.
Do you hate me?
:( No offense but… I don’t love this. I’m writing you a prescription for 2 naps, 3 Girl Dinners, and a leisurely mall walk STAT. Frankly the fact that you arrived at this personality quiz is shocking, and yet, it gives me the slightest bit of hope for your future. I will not give up on you.
