Make lemonade

Eat the lemon straight up (cuz your just bad ass like that)

Chuck the lemon at life, the messanger, nothing etc

Find the lemon deliverer, hold him down, and squeeze lemon juice into his eye until he give you an orange

Find some one with an orange and negotiate a trade

Steal someone elses orange

Make lemonade, sell lemode, buy oranges

Pretend it's an orange and eat it like you would an orange

Scream until someone gives you an orange