Are You Horny for the Holidays?
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Imagine, it’s 11:59 pm on Halloween and suddenly the clock strikes midnight. You know who starts playing, images of snow-capped lawns start appearing in your head, you feel at peace with the world. Okay, not everyone is insanely obsessed with the holidays to the point they’re horny for them, but we’re about to find out if you are, or...if you’re horny for something else out there.
Imagine, it’s 11:59 pm on Halloween and suddenly the clock strikes midnight. You know who starts playing, images of snow-capped lawns start appearing in your head, you feel at peace with the world. Okay, not everyone is insanely obsessed with the holidays to the point they’re horny for them, but we’re about to find out if you are, or...if you’re horny for something else out there.
You’re heading home for the holidays. What’s the first thing you’re going to do when you get to your family’s house?
Drink Spiked Eggnog
Decorate the Tree
Probably Cry
Hookup with a Former Beau
Your ugly holiday sweater could be best described as?
Sarcastic & Ugly
Can Ugly Sweaters be Cropped?
Over the Top Ugly
Effortless Ugly
If your ex texted you “Happy Holidays” how would you respond?
“Same To You” with a Christmas Tree Emoji
“Happy Holidays” with Way Too Many Emojis
“U Up?”
A Middle Finger Emoji
Which classic Holiday Movie character are you most like?
Buddy the Elf
Cameron Diaz in the Movie Where She Gets with Jude Law
Ebenezer Scrooge
Kevin McCallister
What’s one thing you always ask Santa for?
Rest and Relaxation
More Hookups in the New Year
Peace & Quiet
Snow on Christmas Day
If your mama caught you kissing Santa Clause, what celebrity may he look like?
Anderson Cooper
Traditional Jolly Santa or Bust!
Pete Davidson
George Clooney
Hard as a Rock for the Holidays
You’re basically Mariah Carey when it comes to the holidays. You’re rock hard as soon as the first chill in the air hits your face and you can start decorating your home in festive adornments.
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Horny But Could Jerk Off & Be Fine
You like the holidays enough but aren’t insane about it. You could celebrate with family and friends or just take off to a cabin in the woods and do your own thing. To you, holidays are more about time off work than anything else.
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Not the Holidays, Dick - I Want Dick
Fuck the holidays, you’re horny for some dick! If Santa ain’t delivering that, what’s the point?
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Horny for a New Year
Bah humbug, you just want this time of year to be over so you can promise yourself it’ll be better during the next calendar year. New year, new you.
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