1. "Yeh dhai kilo ka haath jab kisipe padtha hai na, toh aadmi uth-ta nahi uthh jaata hai”

"Zindagi mein teen cheezon ke peechey kabhi nahin bhagna chahiye-bus, train aur chhokri"?

3. Phool hun gulab ka chameli ka mat samajhna, aashiq hun apka apni saheli ka mat samajhna…..

Poochne ke liye zinda rehna zaroori hota hai

Na koi maarta hai, na koi marta hai

Duniya mein do type ke kide hote hai..

Jigar ka dard upar se kahi malum hota hai, ki jigar ka dard upar se nehi malum hota hai

Kyu jiye malum nahi kyu mare malum nahi

Hamari zabaan bhi hamari goli ki tarah…Dushmanon se seedhe baat karti hai.

10. Jhooth nahi pasand mujhe. Kaha tha tumse.

11. Mard khana banaye toh kala hai ... aurat banaye toh uska farz hai.

Dil ne aapko bhi bahut dard diya hai, dil ne hume bhi bahut dard diya hai?

Duniya me dilwale ka sath dena, daulat waale ka nahi.

Maska hai maska...ek dum jhakaas!

Agar tum mein mazaak sehne ki himmat nahi hai ... toh mazaak kiya bhi mat karo

“Aap Humse humari Zindagi maang lete hum aap ko khushi khushi de dete, par aapne toh humse humara guroor cheen liya”

Har cheez karo limit ke andar, lekin pyar limit ke bahut baahar

Main to nanha sa pyaara sa chota sa bachcha hu.

“Koi Bhi Jooth Itna Mahaan Nahi Hota Ki Jiske Saamne Sir Jukaya Jaaye”

Andhe behron ka shehar hai yeh ... patthar hai yeh sab ke sab ... yahan toh bas sarr phoda ja sakta hai