Will You Have a Blockbuster Sex Life This Summer?
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Summer is for so many amazing things! Vacations are taken, picnics are had, outdoor concerts are danced at, and plenty of sex is had. Well, that last one happens if you’re lucky enough to have a blockbuster season. Everyone else, well...it’s more like no one ever came to your theater and you had to close shop, and then it’s torn down and converted into apartments no one can afford. The. Worst. So it’s time to find out, are you going to have a blockbuster sex life this summer or is your shit about to flop?
Summer is for so many amazing things! Vacations are taken, picnics are had, outdoor concerts are danced at, and plenty of sex is had. Well, that last one happens if you’re lucky enough to have a blockbuster season. Everyone else, well...it’s more like no one ever came to your theater and you had to close shop, and then it’s torn down and converted into apartments no one can afford. The. Worst. So it’s time to find out, are you going to have a blockbuster sex life this summer or is your shit about to flop?
Let’s be real, how many dating apps are taking up space on your phone right now just going unused?
0
2
4
6
If you had to compare your dick to a theater snack, it’d be?
Nachos; Messy, but Good
Popcorn; Plenty to Go Around
Candy; Simple & Sweet
Pizza; a Special Treat
How often do you utilize rideshares when it comes to leaving a one-night stand?
4 or More Times a Month
What’s a Rideshare?
5 or More Times a Year
3 or More Times a Week
What genre of movie would your last fuck be filed under?
Action
Thriller
Horror
Drama
What’s your go-to move when you find someone you want to fuck on a dating app?
DM a Nice Conversation Starter
Swipe Right & DM Later
Swipe Right & Move On
Immediately DM and Try and Connect
Finally, what time would you say your best showing is always at?
Midnight
9pm
11am
2pm
Box Office Smash
This summer your sex life is going to be like Will Smith in the ‘90s - absolutely winning! Your DMs will be full of prize picks to choose from and honey, you are going to take full advantage of all that dick. You’ll have so much dick your friends will wonder where the fuck you disappeared to this season.
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Domestically Okay
Your sex life won’t be as thrilling as a Blockbuster but you’ll have a few hits locally that will keep your dick afloat until fall.
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Indie Darling
When it comes to your summer of sex, it’s going to be minimal but not in a bad way. You’re going to have a couple of hookups but there will be one or two that really get you through these hot months and who knows? By fall you may have a love story to call your own!
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Box Office Flop
Oh, baby, you’re going to be like movie theaters during 2020 - closed, in shambles, basically forgotten. Hopefully, things turn around once the weather cools off.
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