What Will Your Post-Quarantine Sex Life Look Like?
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There is a cascade of things that can throw a wrench in one’s sex life, including you know...a global pandemic. Many private parts sat idle waiting for the day they could triumphantly return to fucking up a storm, and thankfully things are slowly returning to some form of normal, and with that, people are fucking once again! To find out what your sex life will be post-quarantine, answer the following. Will it be wild AF or sadder than before? Find out!
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Be honest, how many partners did you have in 2020?
If your sex life pre-pandemic had a soundtrack, what type of music would be the majority on it?
Around when was the last time you swiped right and hooked up with someone you didn’t know?
Other than thinking about sex or jerking off, what did you do most during your quarantine time?
If your nether region could talk, what would it say to you in regards to fucking?
Say you’re heading out for a date tomorrow night. What’s the one thing you’re not forgetting?
Basic as a Housecat
During the pandemic, your life sort of didn’t change much. You were already a lover of being at home and if sex happened to present itself then, cool. Fast forward to now and your outlook on life and sex haven’t changed all that much. If someone wants to come through and fuck, you welcome it but you aren’t really worried about getting your groove on any more than you were before the world went cray.
You’re not only going to be fucking a lot, you’re going to stop stalling on trying new things and just go for it because if there’s anything you took from the pandemic it’s that life is too short to just sit around in sweats.