What Will Your Post-Quarantine Sex Life Look Like?
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There is a cascade of things that can throw a wrench in one’s sex life, including you know...a global pandemic. Many private parts sat idle waiting for the day they could triumphantly return to fucking up a storm, and thankfully things are slowly returning to some form of normal, and with that, people are fucking once again! To find out what your sex life will be post-quarantine, answer the following. Will it be wild AF or sadder than before? Find out!
There is a cascade of things that can throw a wrench in one’s sex life, including you know...a global pandemic. Many private parts sat idle waiting for the day they could triumphantly return to fucking up a storm, and thankfully things are slowly returning to some form of normal, and with that, people are fucking once again! To find out what your sex life will be post-quarantine, answer the following. Will it be wild AF or sadder than before? Find out!
Be honest, how many partners did you have in 2020?
1
5
0
3
If your sex life pre-pandemic had a soundtrack, what type of music would be the majority on it?
Heavy Metal
Hip Hop
Emo
Top 40
Around when was the last time you swiped right and hooked up with someone you didn’t know?
January 2021
March 2021
February 2020
July 2020
Other than thinking about sex or jerking off, what did you do most during your quarantine time?
Went on Neighborhood Walks
Took a Class and Learned a New Skill
Started a Subscription Service Account
Baked Bread
If your nether region could talk, what would it say to you in regards to fucking?
I’m Tired of Your Hand
We Need a Vacay Fuck
We Need More Company
Slow Down a Bit
Say you’re heading out for a date tomorrow night. What’s the one thing you’re not forgetting?
Hand Sanitizer
Condoms
Mask
Cock Ring
Basic as a Housecat
During the pandemic, your life sort of didn’t change much. You were already a lover of being at home and if sex happened to present itself then, cool. Fast forward to now and your outlook on life and sex haven’t changed all that much. If someone wants to come through and fuck, you welcome it but you aren’t really worried about getting your groove on any more than you were before the world went cray.
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Fucking Like a Rabbit
You will be taking full advantage of being vaxxed and ready to fuck. You’re about to double, no triple, the number of partners you had before all this shit.
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Slow as a Sloth
Even though sex lives can resume, you’re just not ready to get back out there. Which, we get. After over a year of worry, it won’t be easy. Just do you and start fucking when you’re ready.
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Wild as a Tiger
You’re not only going to be fucking a lot, you’re going to stop stalling on trying new things and just go for it because if there’s anything you took from the pandemic it’s that life is too short to just sit around in sweats.
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