Which Decade Does Your Dick Belong In?
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Have you ever wondered if your dick belonged in another era? Yeah, I think we’ve all been there with those thoughts. Personally? I know my ass would’ve fucked the most in the ‘70s but alas - I wasn’t brought into this world until the ‘80s. If you’re not as sure as me what decade your dick would’ve been happiest in, answer the following and find out!
Have you ever wondered if your dick belonged in another era? Yeah, I think we’ve all been there with those thoughts. Personally? I know my ass would’ve fucked the most in the ‘70s but alas - I wasn’t brought into this world until the ‘80s. If you’re not as sure as me what decade your dick would’ve been happiest in, answer the following and find out!
What is the #1 thing that makes you swipe left instead of right?
Hunting Profile Picture
Uptight Bio
Blurry Picture
An Emoji-Filled Bio
Which guy from ‘Queer Eye’ would you want to spend the night with?
Antoni
Karamo Brown
Tan France
Jonathan Van Ness
If your dick was a snack, which would it be?
Jello Mold
Spicy Chicken Sandwich
Sloppy Joe
Cake Pop
When you hit up Pride, where is the first place you go?
The Bar
Volunteer Booth
The Performance Stage
The Selfie Booth
Which pop icon’s music has created the best soundtrack for your sex life?
Britney Spears
Madonna
Cher
Dua Lipa
What place have you fantasized way too much about when it comes to fucking there?
The Woods
Fire Island
Beverly Hills
Anywhere Picturesque
1960s
Your dick gets hard as fuck any and every time you see that long, flowing, Jonathan Van Ness hair because it reminds you of all that free love and fucking they did back in the ‘60s. Your dick would’ve thrived then because you’re a free spirit who yearns for peace on earth, and at least three people in their bed.
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1980s
There isn’t a party you will not attend, a bar you won’t wait in line for, a good time you will not have because to you, life is too short to be drab. Your dick shares those same sentiments, that’s why you and that dick would’ve lived for the ‘80s. The excess was everywhere and the party was nonstop. Your dick would’ve been fucked raw by the ‘90s. For. Sure.
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2000s
The ‘00s would’ve been the best place for your dick to roam free, and that’s hot.
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Here and Now
Your dick does not swipe right for just anyone and that’s because you’re a woke bitch who lives to fuck just as much as you live for your social media feed.
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