Plan the Perfect Date Night & We'll Give Your Sexual Forecast
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Have you been wondering how your sex life is going to fare this year? Well, wonder no more because after you plan the perfect date night - all will be revealed. So pick the place, the ensemble, and all that jazz, and we will dish about your sexual forecast. Will you be stuck in the middle of a heatwave, or will you have to pack an umbrella for the rest of the year? No way to tell you until you answer the following…
Have you been wondering how your sex life is going to fare this year? Well, wonder no more because after you plan the perfect date night - all will be revealed. So pick the place, the ensemble, and all that jazz, and we will dish about your sexual forecast. Will you be stuck in the middle of a heatwave, or will you have to pack an umbrella for the rest of the year? No way to tell you until you answer the following…
First of all, how did you meet this person you’re about to head out with?
Dating App
Through a Coworker
A Mutual Friend
Social Media
What is your style for this date?
Jeans and a Hoodie
Jeans and a Nice Tee
Casual Suit
Sweats and Sneakers
Where are you two eating tonight?
A Food Truck
Somewhere with a View
Anywhere Fast and Cheap
A Casual Spot
What will you do before the end of the night after you fill-up?
Grab a Drink
Umm, Maybe Take a Walk
Catch an Outdoor Movie
Go Back to Your Place and Fuck
Say the date ends with sex. What happens after?
You Roll Over and Sleep
You Order Them a Ride
They Stay Over
You Stay Up and Talk
Do they call you the next day or not?
They Text Nonstop
Your Phone is Quiet as Fuck
They Send You Nice Hello
Does Leaving a Voicemail about How Last Night Was a Mistake Count?
Like a Heatwave!
Get the lube and toys ready because you’re going to be as busy as a Drag Queen during Pride Month. You’ll have to start beating potential hookups off with a stick this year. We don’t know what you’re doing differently to receive this level of dick-attention, but keep it up - both figuratively and literally because you’re about to have the best year of sex...ever.
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Foggy As Fuck
You may have other aspects of your life figured out for the next 365 days, but when it comes to your sex life...it’s hazy and unclear. You’ll have to navigate your sexcapades with extra precaution so you don’t steer yourself into a ditch.
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Continuous Clear Skies
Nothing out of the ordinary is going on when it comes to your sex life over the next year. That’s not to say it’s going to be basic, it’s just not going to head extremely in any direction; good or bad. Embrace the average and roll with whatever comes your way.
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Winter Storm Warning
Like with all bad weather, you’re going to want to avoid sex as much as you can this year because catching feels right now after you’ve done the deed isn’t going to turn out well for you. If you can trust yourself to fuck and go, then go for it but if you’re being honest with yourself - this year should be about self-care and love instead of fucking around with everyone who slips into your DMs.
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