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If there is one thing we all go through in life, it’s the inevitable hoe phase. You know that phase, the one where you’re too busy fucking around to settle down? Well, there is a subset of that phase that could be harmful to your personal growth and that’s catching feelings for the hookups that are well, losers. Enough is enough though. It’s time to find out what you’ve been doing wrong so you can start doing (and fucking) what’s right.
If there is one thing we all go through in life, it’s the inevitable hoe phase. You know that phase, the one where you’re too busy fucking around to settle down? Well, there is a subset of that phase that could be harmful to your personal growth and that’s catching feelings for the hookups that are well, losers. Enough is enough though. It’s time to find out what you’ve been doing wrong so you can start doing (and fucking) what’s right.
It’s your best friend’s birthday and you’ve invited the guy you’ve been messing around with to the party. Only they cancel at the last minute. What’s their excuse for being a no-show?
Detained After a Bar Fight
Couldn’t Afford the Ride Over
His Roommates Took His Car
The last time you stayed over at their house, you had a hard time falling asleep after you two fucked because?
His Roommates Were Too Loud
His Parole Officer Stopped by for a Check-In
His Mom Kept Knocking on His Bedroom Door
How do you typically meet people?
Through Friends
Online
At Bars
If you had to pick one reason your last relationship fell apart, it’d be?
They Were Too Immature
Their Temper was Too Much
They Never Paid for a Thing
What type of guy usually makes you swipe left?
Professional Types
Anyone Who Appears Older Than You
Nerds
When you think about the type of guys you usually fuck with, what animal are they most like?
Dolphin
Cheetah
Sloth
The Boy Next Door
You’re such a cliché with your love of all things bad for you, especially men! Rebels and fuckboys litter your DMs and you can’t help but love the trash, but not anymore. It’s time to put that shit in the recycle bin and move on with the good men out there. Get yourself a guy who knows how to communicate, is sensitive to the world around him, and is someone you would not be worried about meeting your loved ones.
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An Employed Man
Why is it that every time you meet a man, his mama pays his bills? You need to learn that when they have “entrepreneur” in their bio on a dating site, that more than likely means they have all the ideas in the world and none of the motivation to do anything about them. We’re not saying you want to be a gold digger, we’re just saying that you need to find yourself a man that does something with his day other than playing around with his friends like he’s still in junior high.
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An Independent Bae
You’re at a particular age where having a shit ton of roommates just doesn’t fit with your lifestyle anymore. You need a certain level of privacy not only when you’re at home but when you’re over at your partner’s home as well. So it’s time to ditch any and all potentials that are still living like they’re in a frat house.
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