Do You Fuck Like Santa Or Frosty?
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Loving the holidays and being completely obsessed with red and green decor is one thing, but have you ever thought about what traditional holiday character you are most like when it comes to being naughty? It’s time to find out if you’re a wild animal in the sack or a coldhearted bitch!
Loving the holidays and being completely obsessed with red and green decor is one thing, but have you ever thought about what traditional holiday character you are most like when it comes to being naughty? It’s time to find out if you’re a wild animal in the sack or a coldhearted bitch!
You're on a hookup and it turns out the guy has a micropenis. What do you do?
Give Them the Best Sex of Their Life Anyways
Continue to Makeout and then Suggest a Movie
Suggest a Toy or Two
Immediately Leave
Which position are you most likely to do the next time you fuck?
Camping Trip
On an Airplane
Music Festival
Bank Vault
How would you spice things up with your partner if the sex started to get a little basic?
Get a New Partner
Whipped Cream
Snowballing
Open the Toy Box
If we gathered the last five people you fucked, how would they summarize your sex game?
Hoe-tastic
Barely There
Sweet
Amazingly Insane
Which of these random things turn you on the most?
Money
Chimneys
Conga Lines
Carrots
Last but certainly not least, which of these would be the best way to handle your ass if you wound up on the naughty list?
Spanking
Gimp Mask Hood
Penis Gag
Handcuffs
Santa
What is Santa’s whole deal? Other than being a bear that surely gives Ms. Clause a lot to do during his off months? Well, he’s a giver. Like, his whole life is based around giving our presents, so when it comes to fucking like him? You’re always going above and beyond to ensure that your partner feels nothing but satisfied for being nice, and a little naughty.
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Frosty
You might think fucking like Frosty would mean you’re cold to the touch, but it’s quite the opposite. Frosty’s ass may have been literally cold, but he had a warm heart and that translates into being utterly romantic in bed. Rose petals, candles, the whole fucking RomCom sex scene ordeal.
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Rudolph
This obviously raised by the radioactive plant in the North Pole reindeer is an out-there animal, and so are you! You’re a wild one in bed and not afraid to let your unconventional sexual interests take center stage. Toys, swings, they’re all a part of your reindeer games.
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Scrooge
Do you even notice your partner is in the damn room? You’re a greedy lover, but here is your warning before three ghosts show up and spook your ass!
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