What Classic Thanksgiving Dish is Your Dick Most Like?
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If you’ve never wondered what Thanksgiving dish your dick was like, wow. That’s weird because I thought that was something we all asked ourselves at least once in our lifetime. It’s okay though. We got you. We’re about to find out which delicious treat your dick game can be compared to and don’t worry - there’s no bad answers because there’s nothing bad about a Thanksgiving meal, am I right?
If you’ve never wondered what Thanksgiving dish your dick was like, wow. That’s weird because I thought that was something we all asked ourselves at least once in our lifetime. It’s okay though. We got you. We’re about to find out which delicious treat your dick game can be compared to and don’t worry - there’s no bad answers because there’s nothing bad about a Thanksgiving meal, am I right?
Do you fuck on the first date?
Second or Third For Me
Absolutely If He’s Hot
I Don’t Even Need the Date
Never
Other than eating, what’s your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
Family Time
Seeing Old Friends
Grandma Slipping Me Cash
Hooking Up with Locals
What time of day do you usually scroll through dating apps?
Afternoon
Evening
Morning
Late Night
If you’re seeing someone, do you bring them home for the holidays?
Only If We’ve Been Together Longer Than a Year
Of Course
No, Because I Need My Time Alone
No, Because My Ex and I May Run Into One Another And…
What are your thoughts on abstinence?
Abstiwhat Now?
It’s a Personal Choice
Not the Greatest
I’d Rather Die
Thanksgiving has some of the greatest smells, but if you had a signature scent it’d be?
Sex Sweat
Musk
Cologne
Cum
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Turkey
Like the turkey, your dick is the main course that’s well worth the wait. You’re not about to give it to anyone. They’ve got to work for it because you know its worth!
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Canned Cranberry Sauce
Um, how do we put this nicely? Canned cranberry sauce is as basic as one can get on Thanksgiving but the good news is that because it’s fast, cheap and easy...people dig it. What we’re saying is that you’re dick’s a bit of a cheap thot.
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Mashed Potatoes
Comforting and always there when you need them to fill a void. The dish (and dick) that will always answer when texted, “U up?”
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Pumpkin Pie
A classic. A favorite. A must-have. Like pumpkin pie, your dick never disappoints.
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