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Everyone wants to act like they’re not petty and don’t judge people based on their looks but...come on. Let’s be real. How someone presents themselves, that first impression, it’s everything to most people. This is why we put some much thought into how we dress when we leave the comfort of our own homes. Our ensembles relay messages about ourselves that we don’t even know sometimes, like how great we are when it comes to slaying ass. So now it’s time to find out what kind of dick game you’ve got going on based on your wardrobe picks.
Everyone wants to act like they’re not petty and don’t judge people based on their looks but...come on. Let’s be real. How someone presents themselves, that first impression, it’s everything to most people. This is why we put some much thought into how we dress when we leave the comfort of our own homes. Our ensembles relay messages about ourselves that we don’t even know sometimes, like how great we are when it comes to slaying ass. So now it’s time to find out what kind of dick game you’ve got going on based on your wardrobe picks.
Let’s start with the top. Which type do you usually gravitate towards?
Plain T-Shirt
Tank Top
Name Brand Tee
Button Down
Now that we’ve got the tops out of the way, let’s switch gears and focus on the bottoms. What’s your closet filled with?
Joggers
Compression Pants
Pressed Slacks
Cargo Shorts
We live for an accessory. What’s your go-to?
Sweatband
Nice Watch
Handmade Jewelry
Baseball Hat
Before you pick your kicks, pick a pair of socks…
Sneakers
Leather Boot
Sandals
Skate Shoes
Okay, now it’s time to pick a pair to strut around town in…
Leather Boot
Sandals
Sneakers
Skate Shoes
We’re almost done! Just put the cherry on top by picking the outerwear you’d love to wear…
Windbreaker
Sports Coat
Wool Poncho
Brand Name Hoodie
Buttoned Up Professional
You are the type of person who gets turned on by organization. Hell, even your condoms are color-coordinated. That’s great for the steadfast career path you’ve got yourself on but you need to let loose a little more. No one wants to fuck a robot. Okay, some people want to fuck legit robots, but you get what we’re saying. Start having more fun with that cock of yours!
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Free Spirit Fucking
It’s been a minute since you’ve fucked indoors, right? Yeah, we thought so. You’re one with nature and you’re never in a hurry for anything or anyone, and it shows. There is passion in your dick and you love to ride that wave all night long.
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The Marathon Man
There’s no hiding the fact that you like to work out, a lot. But when you’re not at the gym, you’re definitely putting every single inch of that body to work. When it comes to your dick game, it’s all going hard, and we mean hard. You love to test your body’s limits, and if there’s no pain then there’s no gain. Yup, we see the freaky side of you!
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Fuck Boy Vibes
You’ve got a great dick, too bad it’s attached to someone who can’t seem to commit to anything but a brand of hair gel. You give everyone you fuck a great time, but that’s about it. As Demi once belted, sorry, not sorry!
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