Let Us Guess How You’ve Been Spending Quarantine
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Quarantine has effected all of us differently. For many of us, never before in our lives have we been forced to stay inside for so long with nothing to do but slowly go insane. So whether you've been reaching new heights of jerk-off frequency or are setting global records in cup-stacking, you're probably going nuts in one way or another. So, why not answer these questions and we'll let you know what type of quarantine gay you are!
Quarantine has effected all of us differently. For many of us, never before in our lives have we been forced to stay inside for so long with nothing to do but slowly go insane. So whether you've been reaching new heights of jerk-off frequency or are setting global records in cup-stacking, you're probably going nuts in one way or another. So, why not answer these questions and we'll let you know what type of quarantine gay you are!
How has your physical appearance changed since quar began?
Not much
Definitely gained some weight
I'm leaner and stronger now
Haven't looked at a mirror in weeks
What are you most looking forward to after quar is over?
Going the gym
Going to restaurants and not having to cook
Men!!!
Days with routine, structure, etc.
What new hobby have you picked up to pass the time?
Exploring different recipes that involve tons of cheese
Jerking off... more
Binge watching conspiracy theory documentaries
Yoga / meditation
Describe your quarantine experience in one word?
Lazy
Horny
Surreal
Exercise
Which of the following is your quarantine vice?
Video games
Alcohol
Skipping meals
Porn
What have you learned from quarantine?
I need human contact to stay sane
I have the power the make the best of tough situations
There's no such thing as too many nachos
Reality is an illusion, we're all living in a simulation
The Horny Hermit
Day 100 of quarantine... you've just woken up from your seventh consecutive wet dream. The wallpaper of your shabby chic apartment begins to resemble man flesh. You're horny and deprived of human contact. Pacing back and forth and dripping precum, you see any vaguely phallic object as a giant dick like how cartoon characters have visions of whole chickens when they're hungry. You are the Horny Hermit.
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Fitter, Happier, Stronger
Quar is a gift. An opportunity. And damnnit, you've used it to your advantage. All the free time means extra hours spent preening and primping your bod. You've never looked tanner, more shredded, and leaner. You've mastered the art of working out at home. Honestly, you've never looked better!
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Gained the Covid 19
Quarantine means nobody is going to see your face or body for months at a time? Well, that means it's time to grow a haggard beard and sit around the house eating potato chips and ice cream. Sure, you gained some weight, but your e-sports career might just be taking off...
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Dissociating From Reality
What day is it? Which timeline are we in? Each day you astral project a bit further away from your body, the tether becoming increasing vague and arbitrary. You've developed synthesia and started having prophetic dreams. Reality, as you know it, is over.
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