How Often Are You Jerking Off in Quarantine?

These days, there's not much else to do besides hunker down, lube up, and jerk off. Are you attempting to break records with your prolific self-gratification? Or has this trying time encouraged you to save your sperm? Answer below in our highly-scientific poll!
2 or 3 times a day
29%
5+ times a day
5%
I jerk off once a day
34%
I'm not jerking off at all
5%
4 times a day
4%
Maybe once or twice a week
23%