Plan the Perfect V-Day and We'll Tell You If You're Gonna Get Laid
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February 14th. A day we can all agree on guarantees a good percentage of the population that good shit when it comes to sex. Okay, it’s not always good but it happens because we’ve made it a tradition to pair our genital pleasure with a day on the calendar that’s surrounded by hearts and weird-ass babies packing heat by way of a bow and arrow. Nevertheless, we can let you know whether or not you should be ready to fuck that day. All you have to do is plan the perfect Valentine’s Day.
February 14th. A day we can all agree on guarantees a good percentage of the population that good shit when it comes to sex. Okay, it’s not always good but it happens because we’ve made it a tradition to pair our genital pleasure with a day on the calendar that’s surrounded by hearts and weird-ass babies packing heat by way of a bow and arrow. Nevertheless, we can let you know whether or not you should be ready to fuck that day. All you have to do is plan the perfect Valentine’s Day.
How did you spend last Valentine’s Day?
With My Friends
Working
With My Bae
Hooking Up
The first thing you do on Valentine’s Day is to say something to your actual Valentine. So how are you contacting them in the AM?
In Their DMs
Breakfast in Bed with a Card
Comment on Their Insta
Quick Text
The perfect Valentine's Day gift is something…?
Sexual
Cheap
Thoughtful
Practical
Speaking of gifts, what’s better flowers or chocolate?
Neither
They’re Pretty Even
Whichever is Cheaper
Chocolate
It’s dinner time, where are you two eating?
Their Favorite Spot
My Parent’s
My House
Chain Restaurant
Say they weren’t in the mood at the end of the night. How would you react?
Leave
Excuse Myself to the Bathroom
Just Cuddle Instead
Cry
Of Course You Are
Romance is your middle name and slinging dick on Valentine’s Day is your game. You’ve got this so have fun and fuck on!
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Only If You Swipe Right Early in the Day
You’re not the worst guy to spend this day of romance with but the only way you’re going to get someone in bed is if you hook them earlier than later because guys like you are aplenty; semi-romantics who can fake it for some dick.
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Better Luck Next Year
We’re going to assume most of your relationships end with the other person saying, “You said you’d change.” When really, you never tried. Have fun at your parents that night. We bet they love having you around on V-Day, not!
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Jerking Off Counts, Kind Of
You’re not so great at the romance thing but hey, at least you’ve got your right hand (or left) to keep you company.
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