What is your Sex IQ?

We talk about sex, think about sex, and read about sex. And the lucky ones among us also have sex on a regular basis. Yes, sex is a big deal. And, of course, there are a lot of myths and insane facts about it. Did you know, for example, that the vibrator was invented nine years before the vacuum cleaner? Or that the reason why many guys fall asleep right after an intercourse is because the orgasm triggers the release of certain chemicals in male brain which makes them feel wore out? If you are curious how much YOU know about sex, take the quiz, and check your sex IQ.

1. An orgasm can cure headache.

Certainly not. If I have a headache, I’ll take an Advil, and not a dick in my ass.

Only girls use headache as an excuse for not having sex. I don’t need that because I can have sex even with two broken legs and my half brain cut out.

Yes, and yes! It’s a miracle!

If your partner doesn’t ejaculate it means he can’t orgasm.

Spooging and orgasming are two separate things, so it doesn’t necessarily mean he is not capable of cumming even though he shoots out.

Don’t these two occur together? If my partner can’t orgasm during cumming, I’ll start questioning my own talent in pleasuring him.

I don’t care about him as long as I cum solid.

Anal stimulation is only for gay guys.

Straight guys shouldn’t be greedy and usurp a pleasure that’s ours by right.

If a straight guy finds pleasure in this type of stimulation then he’s definitely an anal astronaut.

That’s discriminative! ALL men, no matter sexual orientation, are entitled to orgasms through anal stimulation.

Condoms are the only prevention against STDs.

Nothing helps against viruses. Condoms are an evil invention of the governments to control us!

You risk of getting something nasty in your blood system only if he cums inside you. Otherwise, it’s totally OK without a rubber.

If I want to be on the safe side, I must always use a condom. Especially if I’m having sex with a new partner.

If a guy has big feet this means he also has a big dick.

I wish! But alas, it’s only an urban legend. It’s true 100%! That’s why I only date basketball players.

It is true only for the men in certain European and African countries.

I wish! But alas, it’s only an urban legend. It is true only for the men in certain European and African countries.

The revolutionary PrEP pill protects ONLY agains HIV.

PrEP…wha-a-a-at?

If you take it, you’ll be protected not only against HIV and other STIs, but also against prostate cancer and high blood pressure.

Unfortunately, yes.

You can change the size of your penis without an implant surgery.

The vacuum pump is my best friend.

Whoever thinks they need to change the size of their dick should see a shrink!

No pill or lotion has been proven to work 100%. You’d better stick to stuffing the good old sock in your underwear.

Only gay guys can have multiple orgasms, while straight guys can’t.

I am a sex god, and I’ve never had more than one orgasm at a time, so no, it’s not possible even for gay guys.

It’s true, because only a man knows how to fully satisfy another man, and bring him orgasms one after another.

Not true. All people can have it, men and women, but it pretty much depends on the technique rather than a person’s predisposition.

Having sex is as good as a hard training.

No way that I get THIS impressive sixpack only from dicking around.

I don’t know if I feel equally good after running 3 miles and having a sweaty fuck, but I certainly feel more exhausted after training.

One can burn up to 170 calories during sex, so you do the math. Anyway, I won’t give up my weekly workout for sex.

What’s the average size of an erect penis?

Mine is 7 inches, and because everybody says I’m an average guy, so this must be it.

Let me check my notebook where I keep on record all my former lovers’ measurements.

Between 5.16 and 6 inches.

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Sex Alien

Tou probably are an extra-terrestrial under cover who doesn’t know the difference is between having sex and digging a hole. You should definitely learn more about human anatomy and then come back on Earth and have sex with the earthlings.

Bedroom Novice

You may have a lot of sex, but this definitely doesn’t make you an expert on the subject. You take sex for granted. The problematic part is that your sexual ignorance may result in medical emergencies.

Sex Scholar

If these were SAT results, you could be accepted in every decent university, but not exactly an Ivy League one. You are quite familiar with what’s going on in one’s body during sex, and you can hardly be tricked into believing sexual mambo jambos. Yet, you need to learn more about the birds and the bees in order to get a PhD in Sex Ed.

Sex Genius

Think of yourself as the Elon Musk of sex! You not only know how to give ultimate pleasure to yourself and your partners, but you also know how to do it in a smart and safe way. Sometimes you can’t even help giving sex lectures during an intercourse, but do keep in mind that no one loves smarty pants. Especially in the bedroom.